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Vermont

Owen: I live in Vermont

Group chat: Vermont doesn’t exist
by Solluminati shooter January 14, 2019
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Vermont

a unique American state, bordering the Canadian province of Quebec. For a few years during the Revolution Vermont was an independent republic. Vermont has Lake Champlain (known for the Champ monster), the picturesque Green Mountains, snowy winters, cool people, clean air, and of course, its famous maple syrup industry.
On a Sunday I drove from Montreal to St. Alban's Bay, Vermont because I had never been to New England before. At the border is a sign that says "Welcome to the United States, Bienvenue Etat Unis". A nearby sign welcomes you to Vermont. I took a few shots of the Green Mountains panorama and the Champaign lake. I didn't see the Champ, however. When I returned to Canada the lady border patrol officer smiled when I showed her the bottle of Vermont syrup I got for my mom.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 24, 2008
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Vermontian

A person hailing Vermont as their state.
Wow. Jeff is such a Vermontian, his constant mentions of Bernie Sanders are too much.
by Kipthedrip September 15, 2018
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vermonty python

coffee ice cream with chocolate liquer and chocolate cows. YUMMINESS. Monty Python fans with understand.
Kait: Hey vandy. Whatcha eatin?
Vandy: vermonty python.
Kait: ooh, can I have some?
Vandy: No.
Kait: bitch.
by vandykait July 16, 2009
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The Vermont Tuxedo

The act of anal sex through the butt flap of plaid long-john pajamas.
Every time Elyse drinks tequila, she asks a stranger for The Vermont Tuxedo.
by The Long Shoreman February 1, 2019
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vermont paint job

a vermont paint job is when you get a lap dance with a chick who didn't wipe well (aka: skid marks)
me and my buds went to this k-rad strip joint and fred got a lapdance from shirley who ended up giving him a vermont paint job... much more then what he bargained for!
by mustardplug February 15, 2005
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Vermont vegan straightedge

a group of self righteous protentious blowhards including but not limited to jaredx, owen xvx, danny, xgarrettx, bister xvx, who go around beating people up for smoking at hardcore shows
dude owenxvx from the Vermont vegan straightedge punched me in the face for smoking at oddfellows
by vthc November 1, 2008
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