Vagina heartbeat

This happens when you get really horny and a nerve in your vagina jumps

Jaclyn: "yesterday David was over my house kissing my neck "
Rachel:" did you do anything with him "
Jaclyn: "No...i was so horny I was getting heartbeats in my vagina "
Rachel: "Vagina heartbeats!!"

by Ciswavy May 8, 2018

Vagina

The most magical place in all the world.

Person 1: What are you doing today?
Person 2: I'm going to the most magical place in all the world!
Person 1: Jamaica??
Person 2: No idiot! The vagina.
Person 1: Lucky...

by Hawkman92 May 21, 2009

Vagina Wing Wang

Don't use this word. Its the atom bomb of all cusses and when you use it has similar effects. Shit gets real if you have to lay down the law with these destructive slang

"That kid is such a vagina wing wang"... Massive explosion and everyone dies.

by ZacharyAttackary October 19, 2011

Vagina Acapulco

Occurs when you place an empty taco shell within the folds of a woman's labia, then lay a miniature sombrero on her boosh.

Me and my girl were feeling spicy last night so we took a trip south of the border and I had a little Vagina Acapulco.

by LeCobra April 25, 2011

real_thicc_vagina

all yo mfs heavenly mommy🥰
has access to the best side of tiktok
she loves all her coochlings and now that u read this ur her coochling too 😍✂️🥰

"what's the best account on Instagram"
my mom's ofc @real_thicc_vagina"

by dilfhunter0 July 8, 2021

Vagina eyes

When you're so tired you develop large bags under your eyes - so large that they are the same size as your eyelids. Together, both resemble labium majora (female bits) horizontally.

I got no sleep last night, look how big my vagina eyes are.

by BeaneDefines May 19, 2015

Vagina-Keepers

The "Vagina-Keepers" is an alternative label to the group of "Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminists" TERF who act as gatekeepers to womanhood by trying to deny MtF (male to female) trans individuals their identity and access to shared protections, based on their lack of a vagina at birth.
After having spent generations fighting to stop using this reductive criteria.

Vagina Keepers is a tongue-in-cheek cross play on the term Gatekeeper who is a person who controls access to something and The Vagina Monologues, a play criticised for its conflation of vaginas as women and women as their vaginas.

The Vagina-Keepers are notorious for making trans-phobic statements such as "I say I'm a unicorn, so that makes me one" as a means to degrade and diminish the trans experience and existence.

by Tan2016 April 27, 2019