Vastarium

This is a roblox sword-fighting clan. This consists of some of the worst roblox players and a bad leader. This clan always loses events, and people always decline when asked to join. Don’t join.

Omg vastarium is so trash!

by lxtif August 21, 2020

Vastvikta

Sweet, caring and passionate girl. Likes smoking and tea. Hot and attracts a lot of boys.

I wish I could be like Vastvikta, she's so cool.

by itssid January 24, 2021

Vastectomy

A surgical procedure similar to a vasectomy, but performed on a rather large and robust scrotum/testicals. A gentleman with "big balls" would require a Vastectomy.

David: Dr I would like a vasectomy please.

Doctor: OK lets start with a physical exam, please drop your pants.

David: With pleasure Doc.

Doctor: Wow! From the looks of that duffel bag of a scrotum I can see right off that you need a Vastectomy.

by BigBlackBlick September 15, 2010

vastlakukkel

A vastlakukkel is a pastry which involves a spermy-like cream that makes a vastlakukkel to what it is: A vastlakukkel.
Vastlakukkel, also known as Crème Brulée, is eaten alot by Estonians like Allar Antson.

Vastlakukkel can also be used as a random funny word to spam with.
In any situation, vastlakukkel is the key to success.

1. Allar slaps Vastlakukkel with a vastlakukkel

2. <Sick-Mic> Hai Guard!!1
<Guard> Vastlakukkel

3. <Teh_9ur3_n33b> i was boning this chick and she squirted in my eye so i was like WHAT THE FUCK BITCH and i stuck it in her ass and then her mom came and i was like 2 in the pink 1 in the stink and she went all crazy and i was like ANGRY DRAGON MOTHERFUCKER RAGHHHHHHHH AND I PISTOL WHIPPED HER FUCK BITCH COCK
<Guard> L!!! Vastlakukkel motherfucker!!!!!

4. Guard told me I'm a fucking jew, but I came back with vastlakukkel, so lots ov win tbh.

by ColaDrinkrrrr February 12, 2008

vastico

A handsome young devil who's a right ladies man. Goes out on the night daily and has a girl on his arm 24/7. Leading the way in cutting edge technology he is the youngest millionaire to of developed and built a revolutionary game.

Dam I wish I was like Vastico, he's handsome, cute and rich as f**k!

by the wise old man from runescap July 19, 2010

nerbal vasties

a horrible, life threatening disease, most often found on the genitalia of a hobagish -type girl. can be contracted through any means of cunt-tact. More often than not it is contracted by males during there teen years, which is always a time of turbulence and masturbation. This menacing mischief maker is very cunt-tagious. Otherwise known as The Nerb.

Man, after bustin' uglies with that hobag, I caught a mean case of The Nerb.

by Concerned Parent December 26, 2004

Vastgina

A really, really, really loose pussy.

i bet she has a vastgina.

by Sebag September 3, 2009