I solemnly swear I am up to no good

Phrase that allows a person to see what is on the Marauder's Map. Told to Harry Potter by Fred and George Weasley

"When you want to open the map, say I solemnly swear I am up to no good; to close it, say mischief managed.

by LitTeacher July 6, 2015

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand

and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like

Me singing: A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like
Friend: is that a jojo reference?
Me: fuck yeah, it's great

by A real n-word October 23, 2019

step up to the plate

take responsibility (compared to a player taking his turn at bat)

It is hoped that everyone will step up to the plate.

by Midav March 1, 2017

wake up to reality

Madaras speech

"Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that in this reality, only pain, suffering, and futility exist."

Simp: "She's definitely going to love me and everything will be great"

Normal person: wake up to reality

by Kazua Kensei July 21, 2021

stepping up to the plate

showing initiative or taking charge over a situation, not hesitating to do what needs to be done

"man you really gotta hand it to the Amigos, it seems they're really stepping up to the plate this season (literally and figuratively!)"

by ColdOne April 3, 2007

make it up to you

A phrase said when someone makes you feel like horse manure and then acts like they are going to rectify their carelessness by doing something that would actually constitute a change in their behavior, when really it's just bullshit words that allow them to be forgiven until they repeat said horse manure behavior.

"Sorry I stood you up, I'll make it up to you!"

by Jyezaaa January 6, 2017

what are you up to?

what are you doing?

"what are you up to?""what are you up to for today bro?"

by dan$89 April 2, 2009