Twonk

A twonk is a twink who is also a wonk. They love policy and tiny underwear. A common stereotype about twonks is that they're all just a bunch of Ezra Klein looking motherfuckers grinding around in thongs listening to social security reports.

Gary is such a twonk! He's always grinding around in tiny underwear listening to social security reports.

by honkytwonk July 1, 2018

Twonk

Another word for idiot, used to describe a person or item

‘Tom, I fell over and broke my arm’
‘Well, you’re a right twonk then aren’t you Jerry!’

by Dat_smart_cookie May 30, 2018

twonk

just an idiot tbh.

‘OI! ISSY YOU TWONKER’ said jamie aggressively

by oo la la November 18, 2019

twonk

just an absolute idiot

‘oi issy you absolute twonk’ said jamie aggressively

by oo la la November 18, 2019

Twonk

A person who is equally a twit and a plonker (both Australian slang terms of an idiot) Twonks can be found mostly on roads and doing acts such as not indicating or overtaking in a irresponsible way.

Twonks can be found mostly on roads and doing acts such as not indicating or overtaking in a irresponsible way.

by Useless_PiZZa May 20, 2019

twonk

buff gay dude

nick jonas is a twonk

by br*h September 15, 2019

Twonk

1. A person who is an idiot
2. An insult between two friends

Gertrude: “oh no i just walked into a wall”
Barry: “haha well done you twonk”

by anonymous October 22, 2020