Turducken

The act of having sexual relations with a fleshlight that has been inserted into the anus, or other orifice) of another person. Name derived from the "famous" dish of a turkey stuffed with a duck that's been stuffed with a chicken, made popular by the loud-mouthed, possibly mentally handicapped, John Madden. Could also possibly be called The Inception.

"I met this freaky chick last night and she was totally into making a turducken."

by KaryGopperl August 23, 2011

Turducken Flu

The latest strain of influenza, with a little Swine Flu, Avian Flu, and Human Flu all thrown in ... you get a piece of everything ... just like turducken (the holiday melange of a chick stuffed in a duck, which is then stuffed in a turkey). Sliced just right, you get a piece of everything.

"I thought it was the regular flu, but my hair hurts. I think it's the Turducken Flu."

by Robik April 26, 2009

turdducken

The act of dodging being shit on at the very last second.

I was about to snap a log on this bitch when all of a sudden she pulled a turdducken on me.

by HandRaper October 29, 2012

turducken

A turducken is a deboned turkey stuffed inside of a deboned duck stuffed inside of a deboned chicken. Generally, turduckens are considered a specialty food and are very popular in Cajun cuisine. Preparing a turducken takes at least 15-18 hours, requires many ingredients, sells anywhere from $60 to upwards of $250, and demands great attention to detail when seasoning and stuffing.

Even turkitarians get tired of turkey at Thanksgiving dinner and buy a delicious turducken to celebrate the day the pilgrims came to America and settled at Plymouth Rock, Massachusetts.

by PWS27 October 6, 2017

Turducken

The act of having sex with a pregnant woman. Derived from the Southern favorite of the same name - a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken. However, in this case, you are stuffing your penis inside a woman stuffed with baby.

"I can't wait until my kid is born. At this point, sex is non-existent. I couldn't pull a turducken, even if I wanted to"

by ajcny March 24, 2009

turducken

Turducken is a non-traditional Thanksgiving meal consisting of a boneless turkey, stuffed with a boneless duck, which also happens to be stuffed with a small boneless turkey. Stuffing generally fills the space between the layers. After all stuffings have been added, each layers is then sewn up and then cooked. Turdurken has a cajun origin, and gained it popularity on John Maddens Monday Night Football.

I tried to make an all natural turducken, but the chicken and the duck were being asses.

by JohnMadden December 27, 2007

turduckening

Anal sex that occurs while the receiver is simultaneously excreting feces.

Yo, I heard that Texas has laws against Turduckening.

by OtnememX March 25, 2008