Turdchuck 

Just like it sounds. Two piles of crap linked together by some sort of connective device or idea.

A Turdchuck often refers to two horrible ideas that you are trying to link together, but it could also be used in a variety of other contexts. You can imagine using it to describe two extremely ugly people holding hands or maybe even a 1973 pinto towing a 1972 pinto.

Turdchuck by CoquilleScientist May 4, 2010

metaphysical turducken 

A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.

I'll never understand Steve, he's a metaphysical turducken.

metaphysical turducken by Definite Article March 11, 2009

Trachuck 

A recipe for beetless borscht, thin hair being the replacement.

A large mammal known for its inability to feed itself or reproduce. chimerically delicious from a mollusks standpoint.

This Trachuck lights up my life.

If i had a bowl of Trachuk for every-time I've heard that I would have quite a collection of hair balls.

The Trachuk is known for its inability to attract the opposite sex of its species so it is forced to masturbate in Italian wash rooms.

Trachuck by Scotchy Botchem March 19, 2008

turduckenolio 

n. A really bad portfolio (of photographs, projects, assets). It should be stuffed into a turducken. Calling it a turduckenolio means that it should be stuffed into a chicken, then into a duck, then into a turkey, and then up their a**.

Please get this turduckenolio off my desk! I don't have time for this.

turduckenolio by Doctor Science February 20, 2011

Turducken Slap 

(verb) When a man, who has a man inside him, who has a man inside HIM turkey slaps another human being, male or female, in the face with his penis, erect or flaccid, it makes no difference, there's little room for discrimination when performing a turducken slap.

Holy shit. I was passed out on the couch and I was turducken slapped. What a way to wake up!

Turducken Slap by Danger500 May 17, 2011

straight crazy turdfucker 

Someone who is most definitely completely out of their mind.

I’m sorry Sir, I realize that you were elected President and all, but drawing a little black Sharpie pen extension of Dorian’s imaginary path into a corner of Alabama on a National Weather Service map makes you a straight crazy turdfucker for sure!

straight crazy turdfucker by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

turduckedence 

The feeling one gets after consuming a large amount of turducken.

I've eaten nothing but turducken since 9am yesterday morning, the turduckedence is overwhelming.

turduckedence by tonedebone December 26, 2009