A new word for a potential future of the United States of America.
In this future Trumpistan, Donald J Trump is President, Emperor, and King.
The inbred are the top of the social caste system and the poor are routinely killed for sport.
Education does not exist, intellectuals and scientists are hunted down.
Child names are restricted to those of the companies that are approved.
The only food available is Big Macs, and everyone is given an AR-15 on turning the age of 16.
No-one is allowed in the country and no-one is allowed out.
All religion is banned, aside from Christianity and the only book allowed is an edited version of the Bible where Trump plays all the main roles.
98% of spending goes towards the military and hospitals do not exist.
All products are bought through Amazon, Netflix is the only entertainment and only plays Trump approved shows and Fox news is the only news outlet.
Being a detractor of Trump is punishable by death by drowning- meant to represent all the 'liberal tears'.
In this future Trumpistan, Donald J Trump is President, Emperor, and King.
The inbred are the top of the social caste system and the poor are routinely killed for sport.
Education does not exist, intellectuals and scientists are hunted down.
Child names are restricted to those of the companies that are approved.
The only food available is Big Macs, and everyone is given an AR-15 on turning the age of 16.
No-one is allowed in the country and no-one is allowed out.
All religion is banned, aside from Christianity and the only book allowed is an edited version of the Bible where Trump plays all the main roles.
98% of spending goes towards the military and hospitals do not exist.
All products are bought through Amazon, Netflix is the only entertainment and only plays Trump approved shows and Fox news is the only news outlet.
Being a detractor of Trump is punishable by death by drowning- meant to represent all the 'liberal tears'.
A- Dudeeeee I thing Trumpistan could be a reality
B- No way mannn things would never get that out of hand
4 years later......
B- No way mannn things would never get that out of hand
4 years later......
by RipTheDream6969 May 21, 2017
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He so Trumpish that his rearview is turned to show his reflection, he constantly bumps into people in the street because he is looking at his reflection in store windows rather than where he is going.
by TCfromDC February 10, 2017
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I was driving to the mall, going the speed limit, but the person behind me was in a big hurry and kept blowing his horn. I refused to be bullied into speeding (and possibly getting a ticket). Finally, he zoomed by me, and as he passed, the person in the passenger seat leaned out of his window, flipped me off and yelled, "Learn to drive, you stupid b__tch!" Clearly, he was having a trumpish day.
by CalamityJean November 15, 2016
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- bringing arguments to a discussion which are out of context e.g. "Well, I know we have around 12,000 people who are killed each year but do you know what we really should care about? Obama's birth certificate, because this is much more important right now!"
- you blame others which are "worse than you" in order to play down one shitty move of yours e.g. "Yes, we are out of the Paris climate agreement, but we are only have the 2nd largest carbon emission in the world. China is No. 1 here!" and while you say that you completely ignore that the US is in fact No. 1 if one takes the size of the population into account.
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"Wow, that guy has a trumpish way to express himself!"
"This guy is completely trumpish!"
"That's a trumpish way to say that!"
- you blame others which are "worse than you" in order to play down one shitty move of yours e.g. "Yes, we are out of the Paris climate agreement, but we are only have the 2nd largest carbon emission in the world. China is No. 1 here!" and while you say that you completely ignore that the US is in fact No. 1 if one takes the size of the population into account.
The term used in a sentence:
"Wow, that guy has a trumpish way to express himself!"
"This guy is completely trumpish!"
"That's a trumpish way to say that!"
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Get the Trumpistan mug.I saw Joe today and he was acting rather trumpish about his Mexican neighbours but honestly above all his pengus was showing in his golf shorts.
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