tootsin machine

A fucking cute cat that looks like how a baby fart sounds

Tootsin machine, tootsin machine oh by golly your a tootsin machine (sung)

by slutmuffinkb27 June 21, 2014

Tootinkhamun

Someone who farts a lot.

Whoa, dude, that stinks.

Had a dodgy curry last night, I'm Tootinkhamun today!

by Shuaman December 15, 2019

toothill

i rubbish school that has bare dickheads in it and all the teachers are nonces

toothill never send your kids there it’s shit man

by kle November 29, 2020

Tootin'

Clown prostitution. A clown that has sex for money.

"This is better than my last job, you know I was tootin' for a while."

by natthom October 11, 2016

Tooting

Playing a wind instrument, such as the recorder or a flute.

That girl is really tooting her flute very well!

by Ten-Pin Master June 13, 2008

rootin tootin shootin parachutin

The art of sexual intercourse while sky diving and tooting on her tits. All the while shooting your cum in her face.

I wanna rootin tootin shootin parachutin Kim so bad

by Fergus Forsyth! April 20, 2014

tootin

to fart. expel gas from your anus.

hey who's tootin over there? i think jack just tooted. he's gasy today.

by pb6074 November 10, 2013