TimDotTV

An incredible human being who has the literally most annoying wife in Sims History. He has two dicks, and the left one is a bit bigger. He's MLG pro at guitar.

"TimDotTV has the biggest dick, I hear he could play the guitar with his left one."

"Damn. TimDotTV stole my girl again." -Everyone, Always

by Myleftdick September 11, 2014

Titnotized

When a women's tits become like a drug, hypnotizing to those around her, which in turn plays to her gain. Anything from getting out of a traffic ticket to never needing to buy her own drink. As if put under her spell, like total mind control, nothing and no one is safe. All in a days work.

She had the whole room titnotized, the girls came out to play, she never loses, checkmate!

by Missjadedxx January 17, 2020

Tido

Tido, the best name to ever grace the earth. If you are called Tido then you are intelligent and sexy.

Person 1: *sees hot person*
Person 2: damn, he must be called Tido!

by Tido Fanboy November 28, 2021

titlove

Titlove can mean several different things. It can be used to plead for affection, it can be used as a term of endearment among friends (often followed by no homo), and it can be used to indicate amazing breasteses. Of course, it can also refer to a classic tittyfuck.

Asking for affection: "I got cunnalangled so hard last night; gimme some damn titlove."

Term of endearment: "What's up, titlove? Lemme suck your dick. No homo."

Compliment of breasteses: "Shit! Major titlove at 2 o'clock. Check that shit! That's gotta be an eleven on the titlove meter."

Tittyfuck: "My girlfriend gave me some major titlove last night. Then she analangled me. Fuck yea."

by GottaLoveThemTaTas November 24, 2009

titoo

A noun for either:
1) A tatoo on a tit.
2) A tatoo'd tit.
3) A broad with a tatoo'd tit.

Mrs. Mc'Clein has a titoo, i saw it when she kept dropping her pen on the first day of school.

by Jay Bhula April 1, 2008

Tito's Tacos

An overhyped, "Mexican" restaurant specializing in Jack-in-the-Box style tacos. Mostly caters to white people from the Westside who don't know any better.

The store was out of dog food so I stopped by Tito's Tacos instead.

by absurdantihero November 12, 2015

tito

Awesome dude who should be always respected. Super cool dude does not smell like shit. Theres never a pungent smell coming form his legs. He is cool all the girls want him, but he doenst want any hoes. ONly the pure mudabitch

Dude 1: That guy is so awesome
Dude 2: He MUST be Tito

by sandyballs97 June 21, 2010