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Gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence

1. To felate and swallow the ejaculate.

2. To suck a penis and swallow the sperm/cum.
I took that girl from the bar home last night and she gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence on the way there in my car.
by Dego Dan August 10, 2007
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Whimpirical Evidence

The sort of evidence presented by a fickle person based on their hunch. The opposite of empirical evidence.
She only had whimpirical evidence why I shouldn't do it
by hicksandhudson January 13, 2011
mugGet the Whimpirical Evidencemug.

Evidence

The video footage and WHERE THIS IS GOING.
Hym "You're using 'racism' as an excuse to withhold the evidence that YOU HAVE.:
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
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Evid

someone that’s evil but doesn’t know how to play of the pranks or a bad thing he/she wants to do to someone and falls in their own trap
Example (Jess:Omg Nelly that girl is evid-
Nelly:literally she couldn’t even lie about the thing she broke at school)
by Xhesika/Chanelle March 13, 2022
mugGet the Evidmug.

direct evidence

Evidence you can feel
Rocks are an example of direct evidence
by Stutsan:)) October 23, 2017
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concret evidence

compelling body of information or proof (resistant to facetious, punny answers involving actual "concrete") that causes one to believe that something is true
I demand concret evidence, and you better not send me photos of concrete this time.
by nochers March 1, 2021
mugGet the concret evidencemug.

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