Gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence

1. To felate and swallow the ejaculate.

2. To suck a penis and swallow the sperm/cum.

I took that girl from the bar home last night and she gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence on the way there in my car.

by Dego Dan August 10, 2007

In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull

Literally the best song ever wtf like how can a song be so good

*"In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull" starts playing*
Me: OOOOOOHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH

by miistherealmvp April 14, 2021

Whimpirical Evidence

The sort of evidence presented by a fickle person based on their hunch. The opposite of empirical evidence.

She only had whimpirical evidence why I shouldn't do it

by hicksandhudson January 13, 2011

Evidence

The video footage and WHERE THIS IS GOING.

Hym "You're using 'racism' as an excuse to withhold the evidence that YOU HAVE.:

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

Evid

someone that’s evil but doesn’t know how to play of the pranks or a bad thing he/she wants to do to someone and falls in their own trap

Example (Jess:Omg Nelly that girl is evid-
Nelly:literally she couldn’t even lie about the thing she broke at school)

by Xhesika/Chanelle March 13, 2022

direct evidence

Evidence you can feel

Rocks are an example of direct evidence

by Stutsan:)) October 23, 2017

concret evidence

compelling body of information or proof (resistant to facetious, punny answers involving actual "concrete") that causes one to believe that something is true

I demand concret evidence, and you better not send me photos of concrete this time.

by nochers March 1, 2021