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Theodore the retard

Theodore is a fucking virgin ass kid, to be able to truly understand what a Theodore is your IQ must be less than 0

(see fucking degenerate page). The only positive is he is tall as fuck but at the same time, he's fucking black.
Your test has come in, you are a complete fucking Theodore the retard

Theodore Stevens 

the worst type of douche there is.
the definition of douche.
Theodore Stevens by 🍑🙌 February 14, 2020

Theodore taylor 

Theodore taylor by Viuff December 3, 2018

Theodore Lygoyris 

Honestly a really good looking, rich and funny guy. he may not be tall but at least he is not short either, hes also such a good friend and person.
He pulls all the girls and has ultimate rizz. he also gets rizzed up alot. he is so hot that even the guys like him, but theodore is not gay. HES A WOG #WOGBOY4LIFE
he also says the N word too much even tho hes not black
girl 1: Hey girls lets go ask that hottie for his snap
girl 2: omg yes hes a 10/10
later...
girl 1: your cute, can i have your snap
Theodore Lygoyris: sure.
girls 2, 3, 4, 5: NO PLEASE GIVE US YOUR SNAP TOO
theodore lygoyris: bet, but what about my homie over here, he dont got no bitches
girl 3: ye, hes ugly
theodore lygoyris: ok im not giving u my snap then
girls: no please, fine ill add him to, but give me your snap
theodore lygoyris: ok.
homie: thanks bro, your a G
Theodore Lygoyris by Theo. L October 22, 2023

Theodore G. 

kid: "hey mom why is that man wearing crotchless leather pants?"
mom: "ohh hes just a theodore g"
Theodore G. by theMATZAballa March 3, 2005

Theodore G. 

Definitively Not Theo Goldrach
A: What's a Theodore G.
B: Definitely not Theo Goldrach even though he likes to think so.
Theodore G. by Jimbo March 15, 2005