the bean

the haircut that makes your head look like a bean

look at Kevin he's got the bean

by imthebean December 13, 2017

slave to the bean

refers to one who cannot exist in the absence of coffee. he or she is then "a slave to the bean"

Jill: I can't go anywhere until I have my morning coffee. No...I don't care how badly you're bleeding from the ears, Jack.

Jack: aaaaaaaaaarggh! i'm dying and you won't drive me to the hospital until you've had some coffee?!?! Jill, you're such a slave to the bean.

by Jeff Urban (seriously, that's my real name) April 11, 2005

fiddle the bean

1. To fiddle using the middle and ring finger upon a female's bean.
2. A gesture of encouragement signifying good times.
3. An acknowledgement of good will by literally displaying the action of flexing the middle and ring finger in a come hither motion into the air.

1. "Easy sailor, you can't just go right to the bean fiddling!"
2. "We're gon get crunk, make some bad decisions, and fiddle the bean!"
3. "Fiddle the bean!"
-Coopertroopers

by moggg April 21, 2006

thebearwhisperer

she or he is the best badass meme youtuber of youtube
watch them or you will become a bitch

dude;Yo did you hear about thebearwhisperer

dude 2; no
dude; yo a bitch then

by thebearwhisperer June 26, 2021

Fiddle the Bean

Phrase used to describe the act of a female masturbating.

She told me she likes to fiddle the bean before bed.

by wollyhall September 22, 2011

The Bean

The coolest thing you will ever see in Chicago. The Bean is a large reflective metal bean that is placed randomly in Chicago. Taking pictures of this results in a mirrored shot.

Person 1: Man look its The Bean!

Person 2: The Bean is the bomb! Lets take pictures of it!

Person 3: YEAH!BEAN!

by Enigma Pie May 11, 2006

Jackin' the bean stock

When you are too lazy/tired to take off your girlfriend’s stockings before having sex – so you bust right through them with your fist.

Woman: Hunny I’m too tired to take my stockings off.

Man: That’s ok baby I’ll just jackin' the bean stock you.

by Tinka Parker February 24, 2008