A large book well over 1,000 pages written about a single subject (i.e. Christianity, chicken, heck, even a dictionary could be the bible of words.).
Jake: "Hey guys! Wanna read my Gun Bible?"
Nick: "No! The Holy Christian Bible is where it's at."
Kyle: "But my Chicken Cooking Bible is the only way to go!"
Nick: "No! The Holy Christian Bible is where it's at."
Kyle: "But my Chicken Cooking Bible is the only way to go!"
by crisisT47 July 15, 2016
by Mr. Seuss, PhD June 05, 2011
The most controversial book ever. Some people find truth and happiness, some people hate it, and others kill because of it.
by _culture_ November 23, 2006
a bullshit book dumbass parents force their kids to read every sunday when they should be watching football
by 69cookie666 February 13, 2016
Dave: i really do think star wars might be the best sci-fi fantasy ever
Bob:well...have you read the bible
Bob:well...have you read the bible
by Fukbois r ded May 06, 2018
by Whothefckreadsdis November 23, 2019
If you want to see the biggest pile of horse shit in the universe, then read the bible. It`s so full of lies and absolute BULLSHIT that you begin to question why so many people have been infected by the disease that is christianity. The bible says you can`t masturbate, that`s bullshit! The bible says you can`t swear, that`s bullshit too. The bible says you can`t be gay, that`s even bigger bullshit!
Don`t read the bible because the bible is shit
Don`t read the bible because the bible is shit
Jack: You should read the bible
Fred: You expect me to buy into that fucking shit?
Jack: It`s not shit, it`s what god wanted the world to be
Fred: well your god can suck my dick
Fred: You expect me to buy into that fucking shit?
Jack: It`s not shit, it`s what god wanted the world to be
Fred: well your god can suck my dick
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic November 26, 2020