Bible

A large book well over 1,000 pages written about a single subject (i.e. Christianity, chicken, heck, even a dictionary could be the bible of words.).

Jake: "Hey guys! Wanna read my Gun Bible?"
Nick: "No! The Holy Christian Bible is where it's at."
Kyle: "But my Chicken Cooking Bible is the only way to go!"

by crisisT47 July 15, 2016

Bible

Basically, the Oprah of early times

If the bible says it, its gotta be true

by Mr. Seuss, PhD November 22, 2011

bible

The most controversial book ever. Some people find truth and happiness, some people hate it, and others kill because of it.

The Bible is what you make it.

by _culture_ November 11, 2008

bible

a bullshit book dumbass parents force their kids to read every sunday when they should be watching football

Dude why do you have a bible?

by 69cookie666 September 18, 2016

Bible

The best sci-fi fantasy book ever

Dave: i really do think star wars might be the best sci-fi fantasy ever
Bob:well...have you read the bible

by Fukbois r ded June 2, 2018

Bible

Free fuel for the fireplace

Oh, a bible... well it's getting cold so why the hell not

by Whothefckreadsdis November 22, 2019

The bible

If you want to see the biggest pile of horse shit in the universe, then read the bible. It`s so full of lies and absolute BULLSHIT that you begin to question why so many people have been infected by the disease that is christianity. The bible says you can`t masturbate, that`s bullshit! The bible says you can`t swear, that`s bullshit too. The bible says you can`t be gay, that`s even bigger bullshit!

Don`t read the bible because the bible is shit

Jack: You should read the bible
Fred: You expect me to buy into that fucking shit?
Jack: It`s not shit, it`s what god wanted the world to be
Fred: well your god can suck my dick

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic November 26, 2020