Canadian Coffee Table

When entering her from behind, resting your Ice Cold Molson Canadian on her back.

Durwin invented the Canadian Coffee Table when his beer was too cold to hold onto as he banged away.

by big creek January 28, 2012

Taylee

Taylees tend to be extremely nice and patient people... but they kinda have to be since they constantly have to tell people they meet "Hi, Im Taylee-- no not Haley, Tay-Lee. No... Taylee. Not Taylor. Look, it's like Taylor and Haley... or like Tay and Lee..." This girl also tends to care about everyone and is a pretty selfless person. Since she cares so much about other people, this makes her slightly indecisive when it comes to making decisions because she "doesn't care" and "what you want is fine". She is down to earth, laid-back, and loves to chill. But, don't let that deceive you, because if you're really close to her, you know she can be a crazy bitch (in a good way) who is really silly and loves hearing and making jokes. She loves to laugh, so she will usually surround herself with friends who enjoy having a good time or just a good laugh. She is definitely one of those people who seem quiet... but once you get to know them... you can't get them to stop talking. If you are friends with a Taylee, you can probably always count on her. Since, they are rare, once you meet a Taylee, don't let her go because she could be one of the most interesting people you ever meet.

Taylee? Oh, I thought her name was Taylor-- she's such a sweetie!

Ooh Taylee... you cray cray :)

Taylee is so adorable, I love her!

by thatswhatshesaid....orhesaid November 13, 2010

The reason these tables are numbered

There's a good one, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet

Guy: Dayumm, Panic! At the Disco has the longest song titles, I mean, "There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet"? That doesn't even have anything to do with the song, it's so st-

Girl: Don't you dare say the word "stupid" in reference to Brendon Urie. EVER.

Guy: But what IS the reason these tables are numbered?

Girl: Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet.

by P!ATD<3 August 7, 2010

tayberk

synonym for fetus

can also mean pussy

I punched her right in the tayberk.

by Dwin October 1, 2006

Table Scout

Someone who breaks into your house eats all your foood and falls asleep on the table

"When I came home from vacation I was surprised to find a table scout"

by tablescoutboy January 13, 2009

Taylea

Taylea is a bright happy girl that always makes people laugh. She is always caring about other more than her self. She is extremely nice and beautiful and will do anything for you. Taylea will protect her loved ones at any coast . If u have a Taylea keep her she is worth it. Taylea would most likely have brown hair with hazel eye and be very active and fit . Taylea is someone special. If u ever see Taylea sad go talk to her because it not normal for her to be sad but never piss her off . Taylea is going to be the best person u will ever meet and the greatest friend or partner!

I have a girlfriend and her name is Taylea

Taylea is helping me through it

Look how happy Taylea is

by Spencer green December 11, 2018

fruity table jump scare

when you are at the fruity table and someone is close to ratting themselves out, causing a jump scare for the other members

r slice almost put his elbows on the fruity table. what a fruity table jump scare!

by batergacken April 4, 2021