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SLU Multi-tasking

When an alcoholic male decides that while he drinks he likes to accomplish other tasks such as watching porn, facebooking females and blasting music. This 230 lb male will set up shop with three computers and two 24-packs of Keystone Light. The first computer is for porn and thus is placed directly in front of the male, the second computer, which is to his right, is for facebook and the third computer, which is to his left, is for music (most likely Lady Gaga mixed in with 3 straight power hours).
Note: this event takes place in the RA's room and once completed a pizza delivery (the act of stciking for dick into a pizza box and opening up the flop once the customer answers the door) occurs at the neighboring dorms.
Hamilton: Yo man what you trying to get into tonight?
Poopy: Fuck bro im trying to drink!
Hamilton: I feel ya but I'm on duty and I got mad homework to do.
Poopy: You mind if I use your room to booze since my tv and computer are already up there....I think I'm going to partake in some SLU Multi-tasking.
Hamilton: O god, just don't blow a load on my desk

3 Hours Later
Hamilton & Frankfurt: Wow dude you look fucked up!
Poopy: I'M HAMMERED! I jacked off twice already and pissed off 10 girls on facebook cause I told 'em I hate school and I play on the Lax team.
Hamilton & Frankfurt: You have some fucking issues man!
Poopy: Yo that's fucked up bro! I can't wait to do the pizza delivery later to Johnny!
Hamilton: Yo man what you trying to get into tonight?
Poopy: Fuck bro im trying to drink!
Hamilton: I feel ya but I'm on duty and I got mad homework to do.
Poopy: You mind if I use your room to booze since my tv and computer are already up there....I think I'm going to partake in some SLU Multi-tasking.
Hamilton: O god, just don't blow a load on my desk

3 Hours Later
Hamilton & Frankfurt: Wow dude you look fucked up!
Poopy: I'M HAMMERED! I jacked off twice already and pissed off 10 girls on facebook cause I told 'em I hate school and I play on the Lax team.
Hamilton & Frankfurt: You have some fucking issues man!
Poopy: Yo that's fucked up bro! I can't wait to do the pizza delivery later to Johnny!
by SLUStreetRunner May 24, 2011
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A ship consisting of two people; Jungkook and Taehyung. (They could be secretly dating O - O)
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Visual Task

These are the tasks in the video game Among Us, in which dong the task, plays a special animation. These are important and must be done in front of another person because the Impostor can't do task, so if you see someone "doing" a visual task but the animation doesn't play, then he is an Impostor, since every task can only be done by a a crewmate. If you see some do this task (or if anyone see's you do the task), then you can immediately identify them as a crewmate.
Red: "Green sus, he has been following me."
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Cash to Task

To carry an amount of money necessary to accomplish a task as per a previous quote. Used as a defense and safety mechanism against upselling or against people misrepresenting the cost of a particular good or service.

Often used with escorts or sex workers to prevent on the spot bartering for services.

In the example below, the Mark inquires about rates, he gets an answer and signals to the Provider his disinterest in bartering when they meet. He says he will only bring enough cash to cover the quoted price, so if the Provider has additional services available, he should know about them in advance. The Provider can then quote an upgrade program (as seen somewhat ambiguously below) or point the mark to another resource. Ideally, a detailed online resource is best for avoiding incriminating dialog, hence the terse nature of the discussion. The Mark is dissatisfied with the answer knowing that some providers may scale rapidly from $50 to as much as $2000 for a particular interest.

Nota bene: Cash to Task is a safety precaution for both parties. Carrying excess cash can increase tension and draw unwanted attention from parties not intended to be involved in the transaction.

Note bene 2: Cash to Task does NOT excuse you from an appropriate tip. It just means don't try and be a hot-shot by carrying a stupidly excessive and dangerous amount of money where it's not needed. Take care of your Provider (employee, server, waiter, waitress, etc.) and they should take care of you.
Mark: I'd like to meet tomorrow evening. What's your incall availability and rate like?

Provider: 250 an hour, 175 for half.

Mark: I carry cash to task. Let me know if there are upgrades available.

Provider: upgrades start at 50 and go from there...

Mark: Thanks for your time.
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