TARMACING

Laying the 'black and brown' to create a nice even surface!

Getting a ground crew in (4 friends) to each hold a corner down on a large tarpaulin sheet. Then once you have that in place, you will then need your girlfriend to go on 'All Fours' in the center of it. Once she is in position you may the sit on her back like a horse rider and begin to shit over her back. Once the shit is laid you will then be required to use your ass cheeks to spread and smear it all over her back until you have a nice and even gripping surface! Tarmacing's done lads, lets have a cuppa tea!

by THE CHAG June 28, 2011

Tarmacing

An extension of a spit kink.
Make your girl smoke a pack of cigarettes.
When she spits on you, the flem will come out black from the cigarettes, giving the effect of tarmac.

Me and my girlfriend tried tarmacing last night.
I looked like a road after she was finished!

by Backstreet Kink October 9, 2019

Tarmaccing

The act of involuntarily defecating in one's sleep, and rolling over the fresh produce until it is thinly and evenly spread over the mattress. Normally happens after a Guinness/curry combo.

Adam won't have more than three pints of Guinness on a curry night for fear of tarmaccing.

by Azazel666 May 15, 2010

Lindsay Taracks

A beautfiul girl that is in a relationship with an ahdorable boy. They are great together.
The boy is sweet kind and funny and the girl is cute happy and loves to cuddle.=) they live in Utah.

that Lindsay taracks is soooo lucky..

by blahhhblahh12345 March 27, 2011

Tarmacking

to run someone over with your car

"John got sent down for tarmacking a copper"

by Emma-Leigh September 6, 2006

tarnacle

what's on your mind

yo, tarnacle

not much just thinkin bout these breezies

by Dmenace June 18, 2003

Tarmackistan

Tarmackistan is a country located in Ohio, u.s.a. it Is ruled by supreme leader tarmack, who's full name is Tarmack tarmackillo tarmackistan xii.

Tarmackistan is a beautiful country

by Tarmackistan April 10, 2025