Tarmaccing

The act of involuntarily defecating in one's sleep, and rolling over the fresh produce until it is thinly and evenly spread over the mattress. Normally happens after a Guinness/curry combo.

Adam won't have more than three pints of Guinness on a curry night for fear of tarmaccing.

by Azazel666 May 15, 2010

Fountaining

The act of getting blind drunk, passing out, and urinating in the air whilst lying down. This creates a fountain effect.

Robert was fountaining again last night after that gallon of Budweiser.

by Azazel666 May 15, 2010