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Newark-on-Trent

An utter shit hole. The population of Newark is probably 50% chav and 50% pikey. The atmosphere is a beautiful blend of benefit scroungers and youth gang culture.
Jamie told me Newark-on-Trent is actually quite a nice place to visit.

Jamie is lying to you.
by 180246 September 5, 2016
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talent

talənt/
Alicia Tyra Corrales-Connor
Tuby : I just looked up the word ‘talent’ but it’s just a picture of Alicia Corrales-Connor

Locy : Yes, that’s how dictionaries work
by haus.of.stapes May 11, 2020
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tarantella

A lively Italian dance, usually in 6/8 time.
Let's all dance the Tarantella Napoletana!
by moltovivace February 22, 2005
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tarantism

The uncontrollable urge to dance to relieve one's melancholy.
I think I've got a bad case of tarantism, I just can't seem to stop myself from getting down and funky.

It's really a word, look it up in the real dictionary.
by sean82fta September 5, 2005
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Tarantino Chin

To have a long, prominent chin, reminiscent of writer/director Quentin Tarantino.
Hey, Jimmy has a Tarantino chin, it's so odd.
by BlaineRick January 6, 2007
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Tarenized

A temporary state consisting of confusion, disorientation, and a low degree of mental retardation.

In healthy individuals this state can occur while in the presence of a strong "Tarenation agent" often referred to as a "Tarenator".

The most common Tarenator is anyone with the name "Taren".

In 2007 the WHO initiated the use of the "Tarenation Acute Risk Detection" (TARD) to measure the amount of risk posed to healthy individuals in proximity to a Taren.

A device used to measure the TARD level operates in a similar manner to a Geiger counter used to measure radiation with faster "clicks" indicating a higher TARD level.

Anyone in the presence of a Taren with a high TARD level should take appropriate precautions to protect themselves.

Precautions include:

- Make the Taren drink as much alcohol as possible. Tarenization can occur by listening to a Taren speaking, and alcohol reduces the ability of Taren to communicate.

-Avoid discussing any complex topics. Studies suggest that Tarenization is least likely to occur when topics are limited to a primary school level.

-Avoid having any girls present together with the Taren. Girls further reduce Taren's ability to control the TARD level. Note that any girls subject to Tarenization may unwittingly give personal details (e.g. phone number) to the Tarenator and regret this at a later time.
Joe took 3 days to recover after being Tarenized.
by miffus October 15, 2011
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Trentaford

The most awesome way to refer to someone named Trent.
"Do you know Trentaford?"
"You mean, Trent?"
"No... it's TRENTAFORD!"
by Trentaford November 4, 2011
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