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This technique is utilized when you are suffering from chronic diarrhea. The long awaited solution to the diarrhea dilemma.
You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).
You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).
"Fuck, I really shit. Like, you don't even understand. I have to piss out my ass"
"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"
"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"
"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."
"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"
"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"
"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."
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I'm going to check out the merch table before their set to see if they're selling their new album.
Did you see the rad buttons for sale at the merch table?
Did you see the rad buttons for sale at the merch table?
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"Took the old lady down to the laudramat for a TUMBLE FUCK." "Me and the old lady was really going at it til we took a TUMBLE FUCK off the bed." Crime scene: "Hope they was enjoying themselves before they took a TUMBLE FUCK two stories to the ground." "If I would of taken my socks off last night me and the wife wouldn't of went for a TUMBLE FUCK in the middle of the floor"
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My buddies got drunk at the strip joint and started dancing on tables. The hired-thug bouncers explained very rudely to them that is is not what they meant by advertising a "table dance" on offer for an exorbitant fee.
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