Twonk

Another word for idiot, used to describe a person or item

‘Tom, I fell over and broke my arm’
‘Well, you’re a right twonk then aren’t you Jerry!’

by Dat_smart_cookie May 30, 2018

twonk

just an idiot tbh.

‘OI! ISSY YOU TWONKER’ said jamie aggressively

by oo la la November 18, 2019

twonk

just an absolute idiot

‘oi issy you absolute twonk’ said jamie aggressively

by oo la la November 18, 2019

Twonking

Twonking is when a girl or boy is tweaking while fronking

Hey girl you wanna go twonking with me

by Haiberch February 19, 2019

Twonk

A person who is equally a twit and a plonker (both Australian slang terms of an idiot) Twonks can be found mostly on roads and doing acts such as not indicating or overtaking in a irresponsible way.

Twonks can be found mostly on roads and doing acts such as not indicating or overtaking in a irresponsible way.

by Useless_PiZZa May 20, 2019

twonk

buff gay dude

nick jonas is a twonk

by br*h September 15, 2019

Twonk

A special kind of specimen (usually named Lucas) that is so utterly idiotic that retarded doesn’t really give him any justice

Oi you-the one licking the road-get off your arse you twonk.

by Ploppuwoo February 8, 2020