Twanked

Fucked.
Hammered.
Buckled.
Sloshed.
Drunk.
Inebriated.
Shitfaced.
Blackout.
Turntup.
Crunk.

Man, I am getting so twanked on coolers tonight.
Wow, Andrea was twanked-out at the bar last night.
"I hate when Paul gets so twanked and pukes in mittens"

by twankedondisbitchass January 30, 2015

Twacker

Somebody who smokes fake weed.

"Hey man you hear about Tom? He became a total twacker always fucked up on that fake shit.. "

by imdabessss January 26, 2013

twaked

past tense for tweaking

last weekend, i was so twaked i played rummy for 12 hours straight.

by stpauligurl June 11, 2006

lo-tacked

similar to hijacked. it often occurs when someone remains ashy until the point that someone forces them to apply lotion.

girl: " girl you ashy as hell."

girl 2: "so."

girl: " don't make me get my lotion bottle."

...(5 minutes elapses) girl 2: " damn, i just got lo-tacked."

by hg87 April 20, 2011

Twocked

Said when a charver has stolen an object from you. Used instead of Stolen.

1) Hey i twocked 10 bar last nite.

2)Twocked to death.

by Hormoaning October 17, 2003

Twicked

Someone who is cool in twitter

OMG, my pal joined Twitter

Twicked

by Thandak March 13, 2010

daffy-twacker

A guy who puts milk and butter on a another guy's balls and then spanks him while tickling his gooch.

X Sharp is such a fuckin daffy-twacker, I saw him in the window yesterday daffy twackin the little asian boy that lives down the street!

by st louie July 18, 2006