pigeon toed

One who walks with feet pointed inward toward each other.

Damn ya cousin is pigeon toed

by Panama May 13, 2005

tossed

drunk to the sweet-spot point, where you just barely lose control of your limbs

Her dancing became a whole lot more interesting once she was tossed.

by Erika August 30, 2003

athletic and toned

A body type that is typically selected on match.com by females that are neither athletic, nor toned. If they were honest with themselves, they would be selecting "a few extra pounds"

All I'm finding by searching through the athletic and toned body type girls are fatsos that I would never even want to look at, let alone see without any clothes on. I think I'm going to puke.

by mylibido October 9, 2008

tossed salad with xtra ranch

When you cum in the asshole of your partner then proceed to toss their salad (aka eat their ass and suck out and swallow the cum).

Joel -"I saw Jeff and Jays amauter Gay Porn I still can't get over the images of Jay doing the Tossed Salad with Xtra Ranch."

Dan- "Are you kidding me that shit was hot, I'd love to get in his Hidden Valley!"

by Droc the Bull November 24, 2016

Toledo toast

The act of pooping in a empty bread bag and slapping someone in the face with it.

Would you like a serving of Toledo toast?

by thebreadguy September 20, 2009

toser

Noun. Portmanteau of 'loser' and 'tosser,' pron. "tooser."

Have you seen his web page? What a toser!

by Peter Gozinnya April 14, 2008

toedick

a man with a cock like a toe

wominic has a toedick

by wominic_the_toedick January 19, 2010