Taft

When you fart and a little bit of shit comes out. Usually used when trying to be a bit more discreet.

"I need you to bring me a change of pants. It was a taft."

by anonymous September 14, 2020

TAFT

This Ain't Fuckin' Texas

For Texans, there are two states in the U.S.A. Texas, and TAFT. This ain't fuckin' Texas

by Chisolm Trail December 17, 2017

Tafting

The act of swiping or wiping a vagina on an object.

Shall we go Tafting today?

by Klutzzz9 April 18, 2011

Governor Taft

A Governor Taft is when you sit in an empty bathtub, flip backwards so that your legs are behind your head, hips are lodged to the sides, then your partner turns on the hot water so it hits your taint, and he or she will then cleanse your tafted taint.

It was only a matter of weeks before my new girlfriend was comfortable enough to give me a governor Taft. She wasn't bad for a beginner.

by Drizzy1333 October 23, 2016

style on taft

having a good time with your friends

those senders are sending while they style on taft

by Raul Dickerman November 11, 2017

Taft

When Barney does some taft shit.

"Barney, you fucking taft"

by Squander December 29, 2021

taft

that’s actually fire tho

bru that’s actually fire tho taft

by $) July 15, 2022