A farmer with a long shlong
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by Bob Hingram November 12, 2003
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"Dude why do you look so scared? Whats wrong?"
"Oh Sorry I just saw my own dick and got really scared."
"Why?"
"I have a rare condition called shlongaphobia."
"Oh Gotcha, now it makes perfect sense."
"Dude why do you look so scared? Whats wrong?"
"Oh Sorry I just saw my own dick and got really scared."
"Why?"
"I have a rare condition called shlongaphobia."
"Oh Gotcha, now it makes perfect sense."
by Patty Kane March 24, 2010
Get the Shlongaphobia mug.A wealthy community in Suffolk County, NY located on the north shore of long island. Has alot of nice beaches and is more of a place for older people to live, most of the kids there are just bored to death and end up getting into stupid things.
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Shlonking is a lifestyle choice, a way to express how much better you are than any person who doesn't shlonk the same way you do. Use it as a replacement for any verb in the hopes that more individuals realize the importance of gang shlonk.
Shlonking is a lifestyle choice, a way to express how much better you are than any person who doesn't shlonk the same way you do. Use it as a replacement for any verb in the hopes that more individuals realize the importance of gang shlonk.
- Yo anyway man I was shlonkin margaritaville up in loft and I mean real BOOL hours have commenced on God and this fucker comes by talking all that wack shit about get out da loft Im like me guy ur in my crib what are you GASSING bruh
- You put that shit on shlonk?
- Hell yeah man I shlonked that fucker half to death with my louisville slugger giveaway bat I got at the game last week fuck you mean
- Aii word imma shlonk you later that shits crazy fr
- You put that shit on shlonk?
- Hell yeah man I shlonked that fucker half to death with my louisville slugger giveaway bat I got at the game last week fuck you mean
- Aii word imma shlonk you later that shits crazy fr
by VladimirShlonkenberry February 2, 2019
Get the Shlonk mug.Referencing the city of Longmont, Colorado. The name "shlongmont" is derived from the fact that there are no single females left in that town. Just a bunch of shlongs everywhere.
"I'm extremely tempted to cheat on my girlfriend, so we better go out in shlongmont so I don't have to worry about girls being around."
"Screw that! I'm not going to shlongmont! I need to get laid!"
"Screw that! I'm not going to shlongmont! I need to get laid!"
by Elwood money blues April 29, 2009
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