short friend

That one friend, the shorty, the one no one respects, the friend we all have. He has a short and uncommon name. He is very short. He is kind, but in some cases, very aggresive. He is always friend with tall people. He likes video games, but sometimes can also be related to an emo.

Yes, the short friend.

random - Hey shorty
short guy - :(
random - yep, we say that becauseeee
everyone - you're the short friend

short guy - yes :(

by Da_Frenchie August 12, 2022

three fries short of a happy meal

Crazy, Insane, Bonkers.

Jack: "If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna loose it."

*Teal'C cocks his head looking confused*

Jack: "Lose it? It means go crazy ... nuts ... insane ... Bonzo ..."

*He's putting more ketchup and mustard on the plate as he's talking*

Jack: "No longer in possession of one's faculties ... Three fries short of a Happy Meal ... WACKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*He shows Teal'C the smiley face he drew on the plate*

by Fishyghost January 18, 2008

shortfall

the quantity or extent by which something falls short; deficiency; shortage

This school is a shortfall

by irishrepublicanarmy January 2, 2004

short eyes

a pedophile, or one who is jailed for child molestation

It's dangerous to be labeled Short Eyes in prison.

by A. Scott Falk November 10, 2005

short code

A short code is a telephone number used for easy text messaging, with automated responses. Short codes are purchased similarly to web domains. They are used by corporations for promotional purposes, to hold sweepstakes, reward systems, selling products, and distributing information. Short codes can cost thousands of dollars per month, depending on whether the numbers spell a useful word. Such words are usually between 4 and 6 letters long. Other companies use numbers that are easier to remember.

COKE - 2653 - rewards - mycokerewards.com
41414 - contests - 41414.com
FBOOK - 32665 - interacting with facebook.com
GOOGLE - 466453 - interacting with google.com

there are also countless short codes that subscribe to to ringtones, wallpapers, and other tools for your cellphone, with a monthly fee

by pseudocide December 29, 2007

eleven short of a dozen

predicate adjective.

crazy, strange; descriptive of someone who does or says something stupid

I wondered if my brother was eleven short of a dozen when he asked whether I knew his name.

by gtstack October 11, 2006

three packets short of a fun dip

Expression used to insult someone's intelligence or personality.

Fun Dip is a candy found in US/Canada. It is unique in the fact that it requires two separate candies to be combined in order to properly enjoy it's intended mode of consumption. First, a tasteless sugar stick must be licked, then it must be dipped into one of three included packets of flavored sugar powder. If you remove the three packets, you are left with the tasteless sugar sticks, making the product incomplete, worthless, and bland. Therefore, describing someone as 'three packets short of a Fun Dip' means they are (a) missing general intelligence or (b) lacking flavor (in the personal sense).

I would never vote for (POLITICIAN)! That (GENDER IDENTITY) is three packets short of a Fun Dip!

by J-Tro May 12, 2016