snitches get stitches

An phrase used by urban communities that was intended to keep the police out of neighborhood business. The phrase reminds those seeking the help of police that their tattling will result in a severe beating. Unfortunately, This phrase has become a large reason why urban communities remain riddled with violence and poverty.

A: "I'm going to call the police, my brother. I just saw so-and-so kill David."
B: "You really shouldn't, my Nubian friend. After all, snitches get stitches."
A: "You are correct. I'll adhere to that maxim and let this sort of activity go unreported and unpunished."

snitches get stitches by pseudiddlyoodonym August 9, 2012

the old 1-2 switcheroo

In driving: The act of activating a turn signal, but turning the opposite direction of said turn signal to throw-off pursuers.

Perry: "Use the old 1-2 switcheroo!"
Heidi: "What the fuck is the 1-2 switcheroo?"

the old 1-2 switcheroo by desPERRYado April 29, 2006

St. Louis Switcheroo

When you are giving it to your girlfriend doggy style, then secretly switch with your buddy waiting behind you, walk out of the house, then creep in through the window where she can see. (may require temporary blindfolding.)

The bitch cheated on me, so me and Tony gave her the St. Louis Switcheroo.

St. Louis Switcheroo by rick239 December 20, 2008

switcheroo 

when engaging in doggy style sex with someone in a dark room, you breifly pull out, while a friend takes your place, with your partner none the wiser. while your friend is engaging in sex, you run around the house and wave at your partner through the window.

My twin brother and I pulled a switcheroo on my finace. she was pissed.

switcheroo by daoofhamster June 24, 2006

switched 

Originated in england, to turn on someone after they have constantly pissed you off

" Oi did you see dat fight? craig was annoyin dave n dave jus switched on him! "

switched by Neva Prang May 13, 2005

stitches 

When someone says something funny and makes you laugh really hard.

"He kept me in stitches with his story"

stitches by Bav August 9, 2006

Smitches 

A group of co-workers that waste a great deal of time outside smoking. If one member of the group needs a smoke then all must join in the activity so they don’t feel left out. These people are often lazy, worthless and are around only to keep a seat warm. e.g. Smoking bitches

Craig – Where did Jeremy go?

Shane – Motherfucker is out smoking with all his Smitches again.

Craig – That son of a bitch tossed one of his butts in my trash can, lets go beat the shit out of the Smitches.

Smitches by tpwhite49 November 28, 2011