Swindle

The state of being a cool skydiving math nerd or of something/someone being cool

Student 1: That math dweeb skydives?!
Student 2: Yeah! He's really good at it too.

Student 1: That elevates him to the status of swindle in my book!

by Eruth August 31, 2012

Spindler

(Spind-Ler)noun:;A person that is a tweaker ass motherfucker and all he does all day is spindle the glass pipe,doing anything to get money(steal,lie,scam,suck dick)all just to get more tweak.All they think about is getting there presious shards.

Did u just see that spindler try to sell me the shoes he was wearin,for 20 bucks.

by Riggins October 11, 2006

Swahili Swindle

The Swahili Swindle is a sexy maneuver in which while you're doing your partner in the doggy-style position, you prick them in the ass with an AIDs infected needle.

Tony: Yo Jaamal, you give Shaniqua da AIDS?!
Jaamal: I gave the girl the Swahili Swindle!

by Mein Kampfident November 8, 2009

Swindle

An ugly chick who thinks they are good looking.

(Person 1)Eww, look at that swindle over there.
(Person 2)That's discusting!

by g-jew November 20, 2011

Swingler

Some Giant white guy who like radom ass PC-games, football, and P0rn, and is Republican

Why did swingler buy that retarded civil war game?

Swingler is so giant and is a bitch to tackle

Why is swingler pissing of the black people voting for McCain

by Big Swing December 31, 2008

swindle

to hate on someone; the act of hating

Hater: Your outfit is type wack

Me: Don't swindle
or
Hater: You hella booty in ball

Me: Stop swindling

by TYPE_PHRESH April 12, 2008

Swindlehurst

A town originally called Lindenhurst on Long Island but ever since David J. D’amore I I was born and raised there he has destroyed and swindled every great thing ever made there. He drug dealed his way through middle and put the HIGH in Highschool of which he couldn’t complete after repeating 12th grade a bunch of times. Quit and got his GED aka: Good Enough Diploma. Using none of that education but stealing from his own family and neighborhood. If you hang or date Dave you yourself will be swindled and end up in jail along side him being he is a 5 time plus felon. He is aware he put the “swindle” in Swindlehurst!

Be sure to lock your car doors when parking in “Swindlehurst” or when you return to it in the morning your change cup will be “swindled” aka: stolen along with anything else that can be pawned off. You should wear Kevlar when visiting in “Swindlehurst” it once was a nice sea-side town but is now a ghetto town that resembles “Drastic, Spastic, Mastic”

by Bomb-Shelly August 4, 2021