swexi

being white and sexy at the same time

Yo's swexi as shit. Damn, I wish I could be rich and sexy like that too!

by Shotta September 23, 2009

Swedish Beard Exchange

A Swedish Beard Exchange is when two or more people feel each other's beards or facial hair for the purpose of comparing and enjoying the quality of their beards.

Greg- "I haven't shaved in like a week"
Brian- "Wow that beard is huge!! We should have a Swedish Beard Exchange!"
(feel each other's beards)
Brian-"Your beard is so prickly!!"

by ZaffyTaffy August 12, 2011

Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time

An internet show on YouTube done by a Swede who yells at the camera interchangably in English and Swedish (or 'Swenglish') and prepares his food/dish/course/whatever in an incredibly over the top manner, usually involving smashing, throwing, and breaking things and just generally causing a mess. He also lives with another character called Mr Fox, who frequently outsmarts and beats him. It usually involves some gimmick before the actual episode and also an instance of him eating a 'pre-dinner snack' (usually a spoonful of mayonnaise), after which he says "It's good for you".

Episode of Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time:
*is sitting on toilet*
*reaches for toilet paper, realizing there is none*
"MR FOOOOOOX!"

by EpicGuy July 30, 2012

swedish headache

A swedish headache indicates that you are horny. Chiefly used by females.

All this yelling is giving me a swedish headache, you know what i mean? Horny! Source: film "A Dirty Shame"

by Sir Xar June 12, 2005

Swedish Fish

Soft and chewy candy with flavor that lasts from head to tail.

I would like some Swedish Fish right now, but not as much as I'm fiending some Erin.

by FuzzyMonkey September 24, 2003

Swedish Nigel

1) The largest cock in the world, a huge dick with a giant pair of balls hanging down from it.

2) A dick with a blonde wig made of mustard spread on top of it.

I accidentally caught a glance at that losers golden wang in the shower, my Swedish Nigel puts him to shame.

by LazyGuyDoWork September 8, 2011

Swedish Facial

1. A mix of Swedish (rather aggressive) massage and a facial

2. Being punched in the face repeatedly.

Monica: She told me to eat better or I'll get fat. I asked her "Do the calories from your diet food still count if I shove them up your ass?"

JJ: Whoa, you should have given that crazy biotch a Swedish Facial!

by Sequined Converse June 19, 2013