Polish fly swatter

The spash screen placed in the bottom of a urinal to stop spattering pissors from getting ocean spray on their trousers. The Polish fly swatter often is embedded with a urinal cake or scented sustance to enable you to spend many hours of enchanting sniffing in such a delightful environment.

Damn, what the hell? Some sick bastard stuck a Polish fly swatter in my gym bag last night!

by Frank Klaune February 20, 2005

swaternana

a delictable combination of strawberry, watermelon, and banana flavored objectiles.

ie. smoothies, condoms, etc.

Dru:"I dont know what kind of condoms to get...strawberry, watermelon, or banana flavored"
Nikki:"get them all bitch, we'll make SWATERNANA!"

by nxti January 28, 2006

Cunt Swatter

A female who prevents another female from getting laid.

Similar to Cock Blocking

Coined by Dane Cook.

Girl 1: So Jill, did you finally get it on with Steve?
Gir 2: No, Amy told him I had some horrible disease.

Girl 1: That Cunt Swatter!

by Eeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzz May 17, 2009

cock swatter

a women who stops another women from getting laid. also known as twat swatter.made famous by dane cook.

"I tried to take that girl home, but her friend is a total cock swatter."

by jabbawoky May 24, 2009

swaller

1. The moment when your slobber gets sucked in your throat and you swallow it and choke on it at the same time.

2. Also when a girl chokes on a cum while giving a blowjob.

2b. Thwoller can replace swaller when referring to a gay guy swallering on cum while giving a blowob.

"My girl was telling me one morning she woke up because she had swallered."

"She don't spit or swallow, she swaller!"

"He totally thwoller on me all the time!"

by Jack Grow October 20, 2012

Bavarian Fly Swatter

After a night out you return home with your significant other. Upon arrival you begin making sexual advances towards your partner. All said advances are denied until your partner says they are calling it a night and goes to bed. To perform this move you must patiently wait for your unsuspecting partner to fall asleep. Once they are asleep simply grab a feather and start quietly beating off. When you reach your climax release your load into the unsuspecting sleeping victims hand then take the feather and tickle their nose. When the victim goes to scratch their nose they will receive a single serving of Bavarian cream to the face.

Chris and his woman are not getting along today. When they get home the only thing he is going to give her is a Bavarian fly swatter.

by JoeWilly 1972 July 4, 2015

fly-swatter

In snowboarding: A fall caused by catching an edge and falling forward, slapping the ground very quickly and forcefully

Yo, like I was shralping down the hill dude, hit a wack tranny, sketched across some warped boilerplate and boosted a Gigandoidtron. Rolled down the windows, did a fly-swatter and had a yard sale.

by The Sticks Doctor March 14, 2006