Thought-smithing

Spending time and effort curating a thought or series of thoughts.

Husband: "I am thinking about building the kids a treehouse."
Wife: "We don't have any suitable trees and you are not very good at construction."
Husband: "I know, I am thought-smithing the idea to find a viable solution."

by KnightSmithJones March 21, 2021

Will Smithing

A sexual act between consenting adults where the one partner slaps the face of the other partner and then sits down and yells "Get my dick in your mother fucking mouth".

Dude 1 - She seems open to a little S&M.

Dude 2 - Oh yeah, we do a little Will Smithing to mix it up a bit and keep it exciting.

by Spudsy G April 8, 2022

Swithining

A person, normally male, desperatly trying to get out of the friend zone. They are tired of hearing "You're such a good friend" or the classic "Your more like a brother to me"

Guy 1 - "I can't get out of the friend zone!!"
Guy 2 - "Better get swithining!"
Guy 1 - "I've been trying for ages"
Guy 3 - "Unlucky mate"

by The Duvet Dudes July 13, 2009

sithij

gay

u like cock. you're so Sithij.

by chandu kumari June 3, 2021

smithing

When your english teacher finger fucks herself and then smells her hand.

Me: Dude, look at Ms. Smith!
Friend: Yeah, shes totally smithing!!! Wait, is she having a riley?

by Lord Revan57 May 5, 2008

Smithies

a bearded legend. this bamf trolls the halls of school like a boss. no child can stand in his way. one glance from him and you've got yourself an A+ in being a total loser because this man's aura will pulsate you into oblivion. Not only is he the most badass history teacher on the planet and knows his shit, but he's also the most badass human being who ever chilled. some compare him to Chuck Norris - I would say that's an understatement

Dude, you know that bamf teacher Smithies? I got him for history this year! FTW

Woah, Im totes jelly. That guy's like Chuck Norris!

LIKE Chuck Norris? Bro, that boss IS Chuck Norris!

by min-minn April 21, 2011

Smithing

The action of violently attacking in a hillbilly manner. (Usually done in anger or when you want to have some fun if you know what I mean.) It is also one of the worst expiriences in anyone’s life.

Beth: John, these kids are being punks. Let smith em.

John: Alright Beth, we’ll get to smithing.

by elelbeth March 21, 2019