A semi-private Christian school in Sherwood Park also known as SCA. Kids who attend SCA are often richer and more white than those at other high schools in the Park. SCA is known for being “spoiled Christian kids” where you are either popular, a band kid, a Jesus freak or a druggie. Many parents send their children to SCA with the hopes that their rebellious attitudes will change. Little do the parents know that the rebellious kids become friends with the other rebels and their behaviour only worsens. Teachers believe that every kid can change so they try not to punish them too harshly. Majority of students get a high end car for their sweet 16 including Cadillac’s, Audi’s and BMW’s. Many kids have the “in” at the school if they’re parents teach there or make sizeable donations. Often, the kids who have the in are free to do whatever they want without penalty. A small group of students attend SCA from Kindergarten to Grade 12. These students are known as “lifers” and usually run the school by the time they hit grade 10. Fort Christian students come to SCA in Grade 10 and are disliked by all SCA students. They are seen as outcasts and are typically unwelcome. By graduation, there is around 100 kids in the graduating class with approximately 1 black kid and 2 asians; the rest are white. Students spend their entire time at SCA hating their lives and complaining about how they cannot wait to leave the school only to miss it when they attend University.
Kid: where do you go to school?
SCA Kid: Strathcona Christian Academy
Kid: where?
SCA Kid: SCA...
Kid: Oh yikes, that sucks. I’m really sorry to hear that.
SCA kid: It’s not too bad! I pulled the fire alarm last week and didn’t even get detention. Plus I haven’t gone to class in a week cause my dad teaches there and the principle is my uncle.
Kid: no way that’s sick. But still... you’re at SCA. Everyone knows Facey and ABJ are better.
SCA Kid: you’re right. I want out of this hell hole.
SCA Kid: Strathcona Christian Academy
Kid: where?
SCA Kid: SCA...
Kid: Oh yikes, that sucks. I’m really sorry to hear that.
SCA kid: It’s not too bad! I pulled the fire alarm last week and didn’t even get detention. Plus I haven’t gone to class in a week cause my dad teaches there and the principle is my uncle.
Kid: no way that’s sick. But still... you’re at SCA. Everyone knows Facey and ABJ are better.
SCA Kid: you’re right. I want out of this hell hole.
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