straightener

Liverpool word used by chavs (scallies - Tracksuit wearing pricks)meaning to give someone a heafty punch in the face

@Eh you fucking goth, do you wanna straightener ya pricccckkkk@

by Cheesyeggs May 4, 2005

Straightjacket

n- When a female becomes excessively inebriated and passes out, and a male ejaculates on both of her eyelids and lets the semen harden before she wakes up, causing her to be unable to open her eyelids when she regains consciousness.

That bitch that I straightjacketed last night lost it when she came to this morning.

by creech12 February 22, 2009

Straightener

A term used by a middle aged, obese, melodramatic, sweaty, cowardly, bully who can’t walk more than 10 yards without needing a shit, a bag of crisps and a can of coke in order to catch his breath. The term is believed to originate in Yiewsley and is used by twats/chavs that still wear football shirts despite approaching 50 years old.

That honest, well respected gent that looks after my kids more than me has been mugging me off - I think he needs a straightener.

by AlanBennet01 August 21, 2018

Straighteners

Short for hair straighteners (or irons). Quicker and easier to say than hair straighteners.

Becky: Annie, pass me the straighteners please.
Annie: Sure!

by ZebraBuffalo May 29, 2013

straightfag

Someone who's a homosexual but does not practice it.

I know John is a straightfag, he acts different around boys than girls.

by whenyounutbutshesstillreacting September 1, 2016

banana straightener

straightens bananas straight

how in the hortense do i straiten my bananas without a banana straitener.

by fabrizio May 13, 2005

Straightballs

A man who has gone from gay to straight.

Girl #1: Did you hear what Bennet said?
Girl #2: No what?
Girl #1: He started talking about how he wants to be in bed with Megan Fox!
Girl #2: What?! I thought he was gay!
Girl #1: Apparently he's straightballs.

by Gays are friends not food October 4, 2009