stalemate

To cum in a bottle, leave said cum in bottle until it grows moldy, then pull it out and pour it on the face of your lover when she least expects it. More disgusting than munging.

Jeff pulled a stalemate on Jenny last night, and she threw up on him.

by Chad and Jeff September 22, 2007

Stoolmate

Someone who you share a shitting schedule with.

I need to leave this meeting a few minutes early so I can claim the good handicapped stall before my stoolmate, Jim, beats me to it.

by Junablub April 9, 2015

Richard Stallman

Richard Stallman is an American Minecraft Youtuber. His channel was created in 2019 and he often posts short videos, often in collaboration with Swag Gaming. However, Richard is best known for playing on the 2b2t anarchy server with friends.

Richard Stallman is my favorite youtuber!

by linuxer September 25, 2023

snailmate

A snailmate is reached when two parties continue negotiations but without any visible signs of progress whatsoever.

Washington Democrats and Republicans have again reached a snailmate in congressional budget negotiations.

by Lefty Juggler October 6, 2012

Stillwater

A town near schuylerville NY. You can tell when your in Stillwater because there is 5 pizza places and lots of run down buildings. "The bridge" goes over the Hudson River and kids jump off it while there is tragic going over the bridge. Most the people in town are drug users. In fact the best thing about the town is Damn Good Beef Jerky a local beef jerky company that sells it for discounted prices.

"Hey man want to go to Stillwater and get some beef jerky?"
"I would but my car may get vandalized when we're in there."

by Izme15 October 13, 2015

Stallanese

A rare language originating from an unknown city probably in British Columbia, Canada. Rumored to have come from one teenager who would say random shit when being asked questions or talked to. The "Stall" in Stallanese probably refers to the fact that the teen would stall efforts to get an answer out of him or to have him be serious, when in the end he was going to inevitably succumb.

Example of Stallanese.

Hey George, we're all here at the theatre and we an extra ticket for The Dark Knight, come down the movie starts in thirty minutes.

"Uhh QQ. QQ".....
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..."QQ"
......-"Nope I'm scared. I have gingivitis"...


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-"No I can't I have diabetes I need to take my pills"....
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-"Okay fine.!"

by Babaganousherodd August 20, 2008

Stillwater sloppy

When one roommate leaves urine drops on the seat of the toilet only for some unsuspecting future person to sit in the sticky remains. Term originating from the dorm rooms of Oklahoma State University, hence the name, Stillwater.

Man, my roommate left a fucking Stillwater sloppy in the restroom again! This time my girlfriend sat in it.

by imacoolkid1990 September 17, 2010