Reno Stache

A big thick mustache often worn by a cop, similar to the cops on Reno 911.

Look at that guy's Reno stache, he's either a police officer or a pedophile.

by holymolyhorsie March 15, 2011

Funk Stache

When your mustache smells so bad the day after eating out a spoiled tuna taco you have to shave it to get rid of the smell.

Rugged was rudely woken up by his Funk Stache the night after a box lunch at the vagina diner with a hefty German chick in the park, so he was forced to shave it and grow a new one.

by Bookbagman December 5, 2017

Pencil stache

The end result of a feeble attempt at growing a real mustache.

“Did you see Jake’s attempt to grow a mustache during no shave November?” “Yeah, it was pretty bad, it was just a pencil stache”

by Lootmon November 23, 2019

brooke stacey

a total hottie who is practically besties with noah schnapp

" brooke stacey is so cool!"

by okayimhot April 24, 2021

porn stache

having a moustache that resembles Ron Jeremy's, world known porn star.

Heheh, that dude got a fucking porn stache.

by Ricky Roma October 25, 2003

stacey adams

O.G. style shoes and wear that is a cornerstone for pimping. Stacy Adams is a clothing and shoe company.
Snoop Dogg references the company as Stacey Adams in some of his songs.

"We stay on point like Stacey Adams"
Snoop

by Crusoe May 14, 2007

Stache-ist

1. (noun) A person with a prejudice toward another person with a mustache.

2. (adj.) discriminatory or prejudiced on the basis of a mustache.

She is afraid of anyone with mustaches. She is a stache-ist.

That comment about the man with a mustache was both uncalled for and stache-ist.

by tankbeh January 14, 2011