Squirt Sock

A sock in which a person of the female variety climaxes and squirts into.

Jenna: Hey Roxy, why is this sock wet?

Roxy: Because it's my squirt sock.

by BigGingerMan March 8, 2022

Squirt off

A contest between two women to see who pussy the best and can squirt the most and the furthest.

Doug: Annie and Jessica won't stop bickering at each other over the restaurant choice!

Fred: Fuck it, squirt off!!! Let's see who pussy the best.

by violentvenom08 August 3, 2023

Stop Squirt September

Females are not allowed to squirt or climax for the whole month of September

Oh it’s time for Stop Squirt September

by ThephonyTony December 3, 2018

squint eastwood

when you are so stoned out of your gord that your eyes take on that Clint Eastwood spaghetti-western look

A: (laughing) dude, you shouldn't have taken that last hit. you're squint eastwood!
B: (laughing) no dude, you're squint eastwood!
A: no dude, you're squint eastwood!
ad infinitum...

by squint eastwood August 25, 2008

squirt waffle

defecating explosively while wearing fishnet tights

Oh man, I had diarrhea so bad at family breakfast that I squirt waffled in front of Grandma.

by herpdenerp May 29, 2017

squirt and spurt

diarrhea and ejaculation at the same time.

"Rhonda sucked me off yesterday when I was sick from the chicken, it was a regular squirt and spurt"
James answered, "That's fucking gross!"

by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

hershey squirt

(n), to defecate in one's pants, usually under accidental circumstances in which one had intended to expel flatulence.

(v), to experience a hershey squirt.

Larry tried to fart, but instead, had a hershey squirt in his boxer shorts and had to go home to change his clothes.

by Mysterious Joe August 26, 2003