Squelchy

The sound that HOT butter makes when you squeeze it.

Tim took the fresh butter out of the microwave. *Squelchy*

by idkwhyiwrotethese June 9, 2019

Squelchlick

When you get food on your chin

You have a Squelchlick

by loox8332 January 15, 2021

Squelch

A group of five or more douchebags

Are there enough of those annoying pricks to constitute a squelch?

by SafetySquints February 11, 2023

Squinchanie

Squinchanie (Squinching) is the act of squeezing tightly the stitch line of your testicles while performing acts of self-pleasure.

"I squinched so hard i ripped my balls off my dick"
"I love squinchanie, it really makes my balls hot"

by DickDestroyer443 October 7, 2023

Dream squelcher

a person who takes actions towards destroying somebody's dream and goes to great length to justifies.

Husband comes home and tells wife he will build the batmobile. Wife says: Fuck no! Husband says: you dream squelcher!

by charliesylver May 2, 2015

Pibbly Squinchy

The act of leaving a dance floor or social setting when you feel the need to urinate or defecate. Pibbly is indicative of urine (to piddle) and Squinchy reflects the act of squishing and clenching to avoid a disaster in your pants

"Jason has a bad case of the pibbly squinchies! I hope he makes it to the bathroom!"

"I avoided ruining my family dinner by doing a quick pibbly squinchy!"

by CorporealCorpral January 21, 2023

Popping a squelchie

The act of a woman dropping goo, or getting it.

Julie was popping a squelchie when she saw Shawn.

by Squelchie December 10, 2017