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double sporting

The act of wearing items of clothing representing two different sports teams, typically of different sports, at the same time.
You're not going to wear that Blackhawks jersey with a Steelers cap today, are you? I can't be seen in public with you if you're going to be double sporting.
by Truck Stop Mama February 20, 2014
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sproinge

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(sproy-inj)
n. The remnants of an ejaculation found on the tip of the penis after climax.
"After I blew my load on your mom's face, your dog licked the sproinge off my dick."
by Balloonknot Brit November 29, 2006
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Dick's Sporting Wood

Giant retailer of condoms and other sexual enhancement products.
Joff: My girlfriend is coming into town this weekend. I can't wait to give her the balogna pony. I need to pick up a 12 pack of condoms.

LL: I heard Dick's Sporting Wood is having a blow-out sale on condoms and viagra this weekend.

Joff: Awesome! Do you need me to pick you up anything while I'm there?

LL: Yes, can you get me some of that Black Magic? I plan on getting some poontang of my own!
by joff leff December 28, 2011
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Badger Spotting

The act of engaging in annonymous homosexual sex in a public park. This phrase comes from the University of Wisconsin Madison Badgers, where members of the schools Fraternities used to do this in order to hide their choice of lifestyle and yet give in to their urges.
Unknown to the other Frat brothers, Ryan often snuck out late at night for a little badger spotting in Camp Randal Memorial Park.
by MiguelSanchez93 November 5, 2009
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spromping

Half way between spooning and romping.

A slightly more sexual form of spooning, one that is perfectly acceptable to engage in with a close friend.

Spromping may include banterous groping or fondling but not romping explicitly.

Spromping with someone other than your girlfriend/boyfriend strictly falls outside the scope of cheating.
Kris: Hi babycakes, we're having a party tonight, want to come over?
Soph: Hi sweetcheeks, that's fab! Can I stay with you?
Kris: Yeh sure, let's have a spromp!
Soph: Ooo baby, I do love a good spromping!
Kris: lolcano!
by sprompaholic November 13, 2011
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Snouting the Rose

Stimulating your partner’s anus using your nose. Rubbing and punching around the sphincter. Known for its intoxicating aromas.
He was snouting the rose last night. This big schnoze felt great teasing the rim. I just took a shit but he didn’t care.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
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beaver snouting

similar to teabagging but the woman is on top, favored by sororities.
Jennie (or Roger) passed out.
Sarah shouted, "Get the camera; Beaver snouting!"
Sarah lifted her dress, she was commando...
by funify trio April 26, 2009
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