scranton, pa

Scranton, Pa is a city in the shit hole know as NEPA. First off its pronounced with out the "t" sound, skran-n. Home to the most messed up people in the world. No seriously did anyone reading this hear about the lady that had like 30 bags of crack up her vag plus change. No one besides Joe Biden has ever made it out of this pothole infested city. Nicknamed the "Electric City" because Scranton was the first city, ever, to use Electric Cable Cars. The hit NBC show "The Office" is said to take place here. The University of Scranton located near downtown is a fucking joke. Only good thing about Scranton is La Festa Italiano and the Greek Orthodox Church by the library's authentic Greek Food Fest. That's the pothole infested fucked up city that is Scranton.

-Scranton is pronounced skran-n there is no "t" sound.

-Scranton, Pa is full of fucking potholes that someone should really get off their lazy ass and fix.

-GUY1: Hey want to watch the Office?
-GUY2: Doesn't that take place in Scranton?
-GUY1: Yes.

by rmtbm13 October 1, 2011

Scranton

is for hardcore people only, is somtimes to hardcore for ur face.
when u look at it u will think this place sucks alot. but then u notice how hardcore the people r in it, then u realize all there hardcoreness rubbed off onto the buildings and the streets, creating the suckyness.

pizza by pappas is there. what else can i say?

by Harry Kerns November 2, 2004

Skranktoberfest

Skranktoberfest is a new holiday which begins 4 days after Memorial Day on the American calender, and is celebrated for the length of 7 days or until completion of digging*. On the third day of this joyous holiday, those celebrating begin to dig a large hole for varied purposes. It's intent is not important, only that is begun on the third day, and cannot be completed before the seventh night of Skranktoberfest. Should the digging project surpass the seven-day guideline, *the Skranktoberfest culmination ceremony must be postponed until completion of dig. The culmination ceremony is highlighted by a large party of friends and family to celebrate another Skranktoberfest gone by. The final traditional event is the pinata in the form of "Hello Kitty", filled with Werther's Originals and a small container of soil. The soil is gathered earlier from the large hole. All are welcome to attend culmination ceremonies and the spread of this holiday is encouraged and appreciated!

Man this Skranktoberfest is going on forever, when will the hole be done.
"I haven't had a Skranktoberfest like this since the '70's"

by Bob J. Dole June 11, 2008

scranton

Scranton was once a thriving city during the coal mine era. It was nicknamed "the Eletric City" because of its Elitric trolleys that ran through downtown.Although they haven't exsisted for 50+ years...We are still reffered to as the eletric city. The mall of steamtown sucks, its filled with little punks who think they are cool who can't go anywhere else on weekends. So they just reside to the steamtown mall. Its decently close to NYC and Philly, so we get all of their drug dealers since we are so conviniently located in between.There are about 3 clubs in scranton and about 50 resteraunts. Some people seem fascinated with the trains...(usually new yorkers). And scranton has become somewhat famous for trains at Steamtown.No one calls Subs, Subs instead call them Hoagies, and pizzas aren't reffered to as pie's. So there you go Scranton....

Chris : What chu' doing tonite??

George: I'm going to go drive around scranton hoping to find some Hoagies.

by jake_lag July 14, 2006

scranton party

A party that really wasn't anything special, and pretty much was awful, but people brag about how crazy it was.

Made popular by the show The Office

"There ain't no party like a scranton party, cause a scranton party don't stop"

"But that party sucked.."

by xfraggyyyy August 23, 2011

Scranton

An old city full of old people, Scranton has become the butt of many Hollywood jokes over the years.

Hey, let's make Scranton the shitty city in our shitty script!

by dilliver November 2, 2007

scranton prep school

A school located in Scranton, Pennsylvania, whose entrance exam, though well intended, lacks filters for denying admission to adolescents who lack one or more of the following abilities: (1) the ability to compose a fluid piece of prose whose ideas are appropriately delineated by paragraphs; (2) the ability to use a keyboard; (3) the ability to refrain from writing separate words like "each" and "other" as a compound, even though some demon of syntactical retardation may possess his or her soul; and (4) the ability to ignore trivial social concerns that contribute to foolish teenage angst, pursue wholeheartedly the gift of liberal education that has been bestowed upon him or her, attain a mastery of all subjects, pursue success by whatsoever path he or she may choose, and generally be too content with his or her own life to waste one thought on his or her mildly bothersome classmates of yore.

i went to scranton pREP school but not everyone got along with eachother so i just complained about it on urbandic,tionary everytime we had a snow day and im still upset about it how can i be expected to succeed in a school where there r

different types of ppl and someofthem dont do the work and dont, suffer any of the consequences like ending up at fordham or the u or some school that ,will only perpetuate their mediocrity...o wait

by Big Problems August 17, 2008