Spoonky

A spooky spoon

I have an extremely scary spoonky.

by A spoonky January 25, 2019

Spoonky

Having a nice wank while wearing a wearing a ghost costume.

“Yo, you lookin’ pretty spooky.”
“Nah mate, I’m just having a spoonk.”
“Get away from me, you can’t be spoonky in this society.”

by AngeryHoboWithAStolenPhone March 18, 2020

sponky

No one knows what it means.

Person 1: Hey u/billcage32, what does sponky mean?
u/billcage32: I don't fucking know...

by bearbigbluehouse May 18, 2022

slonky

Being under the influence of a large amount of alcohol.

Wow we got so slonky last night that we put on a performance to hips don't lie.

by Margiemcdaniels December 24, 2014

Splinky

A marijuana-tobacco cigarette that uses a gentle 70:30 ratio of weed to tobacco to create the ultimate smoking pleasure.

I rolled a splinky last night and melted into my couch for an hour!

by MasterDub May 8, 2011

Yoinky sploinky

A male climax reached through a handjob

Ay bro. Did Debra make you yoinky sploinky last night?

by Jake State Farm April 7, 2021

yoinky sploinky

A meme used to sometimes describe the action of squirting out body fluids. This can also be used as a funny word without much meaning other than being a funny sounding word. This really defines how are humor came from dad jokes to random weird funny words.

"Did you yoinky sploinky today?"
"Your a little yoinky sploinky!"

by Thinn3r March 20, 2021