william splattner

A massive liquid shit.

I went to the bathroom and had a long visit with William Splattner today. Shouldn't have eaten so many hot wings last night.

by ACRanger February 18, 2008

sour apple splatter

Shit stuck to the back of the toilet, under the seat. While taking a dump, perferably with explosive diarrhea, lean forward and push hard so it sprays all over the back of the toilet bowl. It usually sticks even after flushing, requiring the toilet owner to scrub it off.

Keith was pissed off when saw the sour apple splatter Curtis left in his toilet.

by Tack January 24, 2006

splatter

Causing something to violently splash against a surface.

My diarrhea caused my shit to splatter all along my leg.

by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003

splattered tomato

when a girl starts bleeding profusely out of her vagina during sexual intercourse.

"i was having sex last night and suddenly my girlfriend was a splattered tomato"

by matt panacci June 16, 2008

splatrolling

When you masturbate while somersaulting. Can also be done while having sexual intercourse with another person for bonus pleasure.

Dave: Man, my mom walked in on me splatrolling last night!
Joe: Should've locked your door, Dave.

by MC Swoosh June 2, 2015

splatter mat

A lower back tattoo on a female that a male will used to ejaculate on when he "pulls out" during doggy style sex. This tattoo is also known as a "bullseye". Do not confuse a splatter mat with a tramp stamp. A tramp stamp is a female lower back tattoo that has not yet had the pleasure of receiving male ejaculatory fluids.

Dude! Did you see that chick's tramp stamp? I would love to turn that into a splatter mat.

by Dirty L 90 July 24, 2017

Splatty Tomato

When you are given a bad rating on Rotten Tomatoes, you are given a “Splatty Tomato.”

I don’t want to see that movie. It’s a Splatty Tomato.

by brad June 11, 2018