Splatter Metal

Its for all of those who bow down to the one true gods, GWAR, those who do not listen to Splatter metal, are fuckin RE-RE's and will parish in the wake of RAGNAROK

Gwar is the greatest of all Splatter metal all the way.

by Oderus Urungus May 25, 2006

splatter funk

A type of music that is a fusion of goth, punk, and funk; pioneered by Malice in Leatherland.

Splatter funk makes me want to...

by ClockworkRose December 19, 2004

SPLATTER BLAST

The act of having explosive diarrhea. Can be used as a noun or verb.

Dude, Don't go into that first bathroom! Josh just SPLATTER BLASTED the whole thing!

by The-One-And-Only-Nate.O May 1, 2012

splatter platter

Performing oral sex while the recipient is eating a seafood platter and upon orgasm sqirts upon the consumer.

Ruth gave Danny a splatter platter after he brought home a nice sushi dinner.

by Jorge queso October 22, 2010

splatter special

What happens the morning after a curry (or any other spicy food) when you find yourself racing to the bathroom to empty your bowel before you foul yourself. The shit seems to spray everywhere.

I experienced a splatter special last night, and was forced to wipe down the seat cos it was covered with shit.

by Pete October 24, 2004

splatter back

When the male in an instance of intercourse using the position from behind -doggy style in laymans terms- defecates into his hand and in one motion, "splatters" the feces on her "back". Hence, "Splatter back".

"Yo dude, This chick was raunchy. She asked for me to give her the 'Splatter back'".

"That guy was an asshole! While we were making love, he thought it would be funny to give me the 'Splatter back'".

by Ybloc June 18, 2008

splatter bowl blitz

shit all o'er tha place

yo dude, you shoulda seen what happened in the bathroom after last night. it was a splatter bowl blitz in there!

by sooperpoopybuns May 16, 2011