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Spaceballs

A short-term testicular problem among male astronauts after re-entry in the atmosphere. The low level of gravity exposure in space makes the cubic hairs "float," thereforefore after returning to Earth, they tend to remain in the upright position for sometime weeks at a time.
Astronaut 1: Hey Niel, how was it in the sack last night?

Niel Armsrong: Horrible. I had--- spaceballs.
by Bodacious Bob February 18, 2005
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Spaceball One

A deuce that is so long it either can't fit on the screen all at once or clears the water in the toilet bowl.
Whoa! That's a Spaceball One of a turd.
by Casablancadon August 9, 2010
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spaceboarding

Boarding in space using a jet-powered skateboard.
"Dude let's go spaceboarding!"

"OK"

"Hey, that'd be a sweet name for a dodgeball team!!!"

"Dude, we don't play dodgeball."

"Fo shizzle."

"Shut up."

"Aight."

"Tool."

"Ya ignant slut!"

"What's wrong with you?"

"Wa wrong witchu??"

"I had too much of The Alaskan Pipeline."

"I see."
by The Poet April 27, 2007
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spaceballs

People that put astroturf all over theotherwise happy or peaceful people's lives in a given area.
The spaceballs landed in your town and threw down some astroturf where the hundreds of years old forest once stood, now nobody can see the forest.
by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021
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spacebang

the aliens spacebang the asturanut
by dong June 13, 2003
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spacebagging

The act of taking another person's books out of their back pack, turning it inside out and replacing ther books into it. Then they zip it up and awaiting a reaction from them. This is done as a practical joke when someone leaves a room (classroom, dorm etc.).
Yo, I just spacebagged Joe.
Spacebagging is so much fun.
I hate when people spacebag me.
by I love spacebagging May 3, 2011
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Spacebagging

A form of alcohol abuse, "spacebagging" is when a person opens a beer at a party and then, for whatever reason, doesn't finish it.

This despicable act earns the offending individual the title of "Spacebag". As a penalty, the guilty party is often forced to finish the warm beer.
Don't open a new beer unless you intend to finish it. Spacebagging is strictly prohibited in this home.
by Timbrocks September 5, 2012
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