Southern Beat-Down

Ok, its when you wear a Confederate flag on your chest, and you quickly put on country music (Sweet Home Alabama works great!) And then you quickly beat up the closest person near you.

My head still fucking hurts from when Phil beat my ass when he put that Confederate flag on his chest and then put on Sweet Home Alabama! He gives one mean Southern Beat-Down!

by Mr. Burgess November 20, 2007

Southern Hospitality

Southern Hospitality is a family, or individual helping another, just because its the right thing to do. People call it Southern Hospitality because people from the South are known to be nice folks. If someone comes knocking on the door needing food, or a place to stay for the night, most people down here will gladly help.

random person knocking on the door- Hello Ma'am, im in terrible need of some food, do you think you've got a little to spare?
Woman-Yes sir, just come on in and ill fix you up a plate!
random person-Thank you for your Southern Hospitality ma'am

by southern belle. August 15, 2009

Southern vampire

When a girl is on her period and someone eats her out gettin blood n shit all over their mouth, thusly lookin like a vampire.

Girl: im on my period.
Southern vampire dude: OOh baby i wanna be your southern vampire tonight
Girl: man you're nasty

by Bob a lob June 14, 2008

southern gay

Gay but in the southern sense. A country twang is required and a Southern Gay is a gentlemen for his fellow gentlemen.

Clay Aiken and Lance Bass are the most prominent Southern Gays. Also prevalent at many universities in the South.

by Patricia Brown October 23, 2007

Hanging ten on a southern surfboard

Going to the swamp, and "surfing" on a gator with your toes hanging near the gator's mouth.

Bob: Hey, buddy! How was your weekend?
Buddy: Oh, you know. Just hanging ten on a southern surfboard.
Bob: Damn. How many toes did you lose?
Buddy: surprisingly, only 2. Garry Gator is getting used to me.

by Urbanizationfiltration May 27, 2018

southern can

Rear-end

I'll kick you in your southern can

by download13 July 18, 2010

southern engineer

To fix something by cobbeling together. Not only is duct tape a mainstay in the southern engineers tool box, but so is bailing wire. Typical uses for the bailing wire are any applications where welding would normally be used.

Jethro: "Hey Jim-Bob, my muffler is draggin and causing all sorts of racket".
Jim-Bob: "Git you some of dat bailin wiar and tie er up".
Jethro: "Good idea Jim-Bob, where is it at?"
Jim-Bob: "Over yonder, in ma tool box, under the duct tape".
Jethro: "Thank god you went to the Po-dunk A & M community college in Stump Jumperville and got your GED on that Southern Engineer course"!

by Frainslug February 20, 2006