An orgasm where the woman comes in a sarcastic tone of voice, but when asked about the quality of the sex tells the man that the sex was terrible, insults his manhood, and leaves.
"Oh god this is amaaaaazing!!!" said the woman having a sargasm. "So it was good for you?", asked the man. "No, it was the worst sex I've ever had and you should feel horrible about that sex. You suck.", the woman said and promptly left the room.
by Sir gentleman mcawesomestein July 19, 2011
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Guy 1: Are you ready for the test?
Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.
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Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.
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by el whispering eye October 18, 2010
Get the Sargasmic Procrasturbation mug.Snarkasaurus: a person who attempts to torment and terrorize by snarky comments, delusionally mimicking their concept of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Greg loved to play Snarkasaurus in class with the teachers he didn't like. snark,snarky,obnoxious comments, disruptive,cruel
by radialengine May 11, 2014
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by The Snarkass April 29, 2014
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Guy 1: Nelson just had a sharegasm.
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: He just shared like 30 pictures that don't make sense, and is now sleeping with a smile on his face.
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: He just shared like 30 pictures that don't make sense, and is now sleeping with a smile on his face.
by leche82 September 1, 2016
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Where absolutely no one will disagree with your act of sarcasm and literally everyone is just applauding in compete awe.
Where absolutely no one will disagree with your act of sarcasm and literally everyone is just applauding in compete awe.
by Dr.Propain December 23, 2017
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by Joshua Partanious September 25, 2020
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