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Sargasm

An orgasm where the woman comes in a sarcastic tone of voice, but when asked about the quality of the sex tells the man that the sex was terrible, insults his manhood, and leaves.
"Oh god this is amaaaaazing!!!" said the woman having a sargasm. "So it was good for you?", asked the man. "No, it was the worst sex I've ever had and you should feel horrible about that sex. You suck.", the woman said and promptly left the room.
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Sargasmic Procrasturbation

(n) When you try to procrastinate something by acting like you are masturbating so much that you actually have an orgasm.
Guy 1: Are you ready for the test?
Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.

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by el whispering eye October 18, 2010
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snarkasaurus

Snarkasaurus: a person who attempts to torment and terrorize by snarky comments, delusionally mimicking their concept of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Greg loved to play Snarkasaurus in class with the teachers he didn't like. snark,snarky,obnoxious comments, disruptive,cruel
by radialengine May 11, 2014
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snarkass

A snarkass is a person that is both snarky and a smartass. Surlier than the usual smartass, yet funnier than your average snarky.
John is such a snarkass when he gets angry.
by The Snarkass April 29, 2014
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Sharegasm

an unrelenting storm of impending shares that leave you happily spent and depleted. Meanwhile leaving everyone else creamed in shit they don't understand. Typically seen with a flood of Instagram DM's or group chat topics.
Guy 1: Nelson just had a sharegasm.

Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: He just shared like 30 pictures that don't make sense, and is now sleeping with a smile on his face.
by leche82 September 1, 2016
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Sargasm

Sargasm is when you use sarcasm in the perfect way, place, time, and group of people.
Where absolutely no one will disagree with your act of sarcasm and literally everyone is just applauding in compete awe.
Destini: Dude, that sarcasm was PERFECT for just now

Bob: Yea, that was an absolute sargasm.
by Dr.Propain December 23, 2017
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Snarcasm

Marriage of the words “snarky” and sarcasm. It is a form of sarcasm that is not your typical “dry” sarcasm. It adds the snarky “punch” that makes it insulting, discouraging, or downright mean towards an individual or organized group of individuals.
You’re throwing SNARCASM at a guy who’s just trying to get an honest laugh?
by Joshua Partanious September 25, 2020
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