When a man ejaculates on a woman's face while on top of her, then sits on her face and scoots forward, so as to smear his ejaculate all over his gooch and buttcrack.
by luckypork May 29, 2011
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A person who consistently turns up at scooterist related events and rallies, with no scooter.
They may well relate merry tales such as 'scooter is in the workshop/broken down/being done up/lent out', although the truth is, (even if they own a scooter at all) they have no intention of going to scooter events on a scooter as a car/van are more convenient and mean they can also fill the campsite with chav-tat such as generators/gazebos and BBQs.
They may use minor injuries (long ago healed) or family members/children as an excuse.
They may well relate merry tales such as 'scooter is in the workshop/broken down/being done up/lent out', although the truth is, (even if they own a scooter at all) they have no intention of going to scooter events on a scooter as a car/van are more convenient and mean they can also fill the campsite with chav-tat such as generators/gazebos and BBQs.
They may use minor injuries (long ago healed) or family members/children as an excuse.
In the 80's for 6 months the scooter-excuse did a few local rallies on a scooter, then they disappeared for 20 years and here they are again -patches covering their flight jackets -none of which they have been to or ridden to- big on talk, small on content.
Opinion on anything technical/engineering should only be taken at your peril as they know less than a 16 year old on a twist and go.
Opinion on anything technical/engineering should only be taken at your peril as they know less than a 16 year old on a twist and go.
by terry fuckwitt1 July 20, 2011
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Get the Boober Smoober mug.A term used by plane spotters to describe a smooth or soft landing that you can't feel or barely feel inside the cabin
Ex 1 :
Plane Spotter 1 : WOW! Did you see how softly the pilot landed the plane?
Plane Spotter 2: Yeah! I got it on film too. It was smooth as butter.
Ex 2:
Passenger 1: Are we on the ground yet or was this landing was smooth as butter?
Passenger 2: I think we are... and it was!
Plane Spotter 1 : WOW! Did you see how softly the pilot landed the plane?
Plane Spotter 2: Yeah! I got it on film too. It was smooth as butter.
Ex 2:
Passenger 1: Are we on the ground yet or was this landing was smooth as butter?
Passenger 2: I think we are... and it was!
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"Check out the new Nikes!"
"Man, I could imagine you shootin' up the school in those."
"Yeah, I guess these are kind of school shooter 11s, huh?"
"Man, I could imagine you shootin' up the school in those."
"Yeah, I guess these are kind of school shooter 11s, huh?"
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