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smoggie

A person originating from Teesside, North East England, particularly Middlesbrough and Stockton, usually an avid fan of Premier League side Middlesbrough Football, and the God that is Juninho. Geordie and Mackam haters, and so called because of the Smog produced by the I.C.I chemical plant. Shortened from original nickname of "Smog monster."
The Smoggies painted the town red after Middlesbrough victory in the league cup final 2004 in Cardiff, especially since the Geordies won Jack Shit
by Julie April 1, 2004
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Smuggle one over the border

Sorry I was late man, I had to smuggle one over the border real quick.
by ironlung95 July 28, 2010
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Jug Smuggler

A bra specifically used by well-endowed women with breasts large enough as to be classified as "jugs".
Boarder Patrol Guard 1: Ma'am, are you smuggling any illegal paraphernalia into the country?
Well Endowed Woman: Of course not officer. Why are you so suspicious?

Boarder Patrol Guard 2: Well, Ma'am, you ARE wearing your jug smuggler.

Well Endowed Woman: Oh! No, that's just for my large jugs. No paraphernalia.
by Chubbies4Life July 8, 2014
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Smoggies

A word used to describe the kind, gentle and successful people of Teesside. Originating from the smog which surrounds the area and comes from ICI. Smoggies can often be found having a few quiet drinks with friends, nattering about key issues effecting the business at a global level and also being fanatical over the most succesful club in the North East - Middlesbrough. Not to be confused with Gerodies & Mackems who, if mythology is to be believed, descended from a race of rats.
Random: Now lads, you lot fuckin Mackems you?
Smoggies: Nor!
Random: Or right you lot fuckin Geordies then?
Smoggies: Err Norr! We're fuckin Smoggies ya mad cunt.
by Steel Workers Son July 8, 2011
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peanut smuggler

Aroused and pokey nipples showing through tight clothing.
"Oooh look here comes Little Miss Perky the peanut smuggler".
by littlemissperky May 14, 2008
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peanut smuggler

by timmy February 17, 2003
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smiggle

When I see someone do something stupid, I smiggle.
by Shaina H. April 21, 2006
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