slithering

a flithering fuck who prancings around the malls and grunts and pretends to talk to people when he eats garbage

Who is that slithering goon?

by antonius April 9, 2003

scattering

When you shit all over the toilet seat

roberts home

by jamie October 13, 2003

KD Smothering

A deathly hug given by a short little girl. Starts out very friendly, but eventually she will constrict, much like a snake, breaking ribs, puncturing lungs, and squeezing the air out of you. You will die, but you will die happy.

Katie ran up and gave Jordan a KD smothering and now he is dead.

by JordanGerdes February 21, 2012

Smotherine

A marine eating smores.
(Plural;)Smotherines: Marines eating smores

"Hey I think I see some smotherines over there"

by Uhmm Eric! January 12, 2008

Shmattering

a variety/combination of sexual activities besides intercourse

"So what happened last night?"
"Ohh just a little bit of shmattering"

"Did you have a good time last night?"
"Let's just say he offered me a shmatter platter"

"What are you doing tonight?"
"It's Shmatterday, what do you think I'm doing?"

by Kate&Aimee September 22, 2009

bowel-shattering

1. Adjective that describes something so ingenius and brilliant that it requires something much stronger to express it.
2. The ritualistic art of smashing backsides off concrete elephants, traditionally done to the beat of George Clinton and without wearing very much.

That's a staggeringly, bowel-shatteringly good plan!

The police suspect a bowel-shattering cult for the vandalism.

by Skin March 18, 2004

slithering

One of the four houses of magic at Hogwarts school of magic...

by Anonymous April 9, 2003