troll sage

Laws of troll sage:

1.)Street created the troll sage.
2.)He has news from the north.
3.)Troll sage always has a cool story, bro.
5.)Troll sage doesn't give a shit about #4 because he's a fucking ANTEATER
6.)Troll sage always replies, but only creates new thread when rule #2 comes into effect
7.)He raffs, he wins.
8.)ABACUS
9.)Troll sage is the reason why we can't have nice things
10.)Troll sage's epic mount is 春哥, whose epic mount is 草泥马.

Kid: I'm gonna CD KEY BAN U
Troll sage: SAGE

Kid: Hey what's up guys.
Troll Sage: FUCK YOU. I'M AN ANTEATER.

Professor: Attached is your syllabus for EALC 120. It should contain all the important deadlines for the rest of this semester. Please email me if you have any questions concerning this semester's coursework or grading procedures.
Troll Sage: TITTIES OR GTFO

by The troll sage December 11, 2009

sage

people named sage are the hottest people alive. they have a huge ass and everyone wants to fuck them

omg is that sage??? im nutting so hard rn omg

by snufkin- November 15, 2021

pocket sage appreciation day

october 9th is pocket sage appreciation day. A pocket sage is a sage (a character from valorant who is a healer) who only heals you. So appreciate your pocket sages.

omen:“happy pocket sage appreciation day bro”
sage:“thanks bro”

by pocketsageforomen October 8, 2021

Sage

A really cool person. Girl or guy, or anything in between, Sage is the type of person who will always be there for you. Most likely tall, they will always make sure you feel important and never fail to make you smile. They try very hard, but sometimes feel like they aren't trying hard enough, yet they always are. They are more than enough. They may not see it but its definitely true. Find a way to tell a Sage how much they mean to you. You don't want to lose them.

I wish Sage could know how important they are.

by undunsparce May 5, 2017

Sage

An amazing person with perfect eyelashes and lips, Sages are appealing to both sexes. Sages are loyal and trustworthy people who will stand by your side too the end.

I wish I could be like Sage!

by Boogy man 2.0 April 28, 2015

Sageer/Sagheer

People with this name are competent, practical, and often obtain great power and wealth. They tend to be successful in business and commercial affairs, and are able to achieve great material dreams. Because they often focus so strongly on business and achievement, they may neglect their private lives and relationships.

I wanna be a Sageer/Sagheer in dah future.

by Niggurhwuzhere April 22, 2018

BOB SAGET!!!!!

A humerous or comical phrase used to express anger or frustration.

For example, when you fail a test or dont accomplish something, you say BOB SAGET!!!!!
"I failed my test again, BOB SAGET!!!!"

by collin sabbatini June 3, 2008