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Swaffle

Active verb, refers to the practice of two sexual partners (generally overweight homosexual men, although heterosexual overweight partners can swaffle in rare instances such as anal or pegging) using desert-based condiments, such as whipped cream or syrup as a lubricant. The etymology of the word comes from the resemblance of the jiggling excess flesh, smothered in creams and syrup, to two swedish waffles on a plate. In this respect, 'swaffle' can be said to be a contraction of 'swedish waffle', although its uncontracted form is seldom used.
"I have maple syrup and some whipped cream, do you want to swaffle tonight?"
by Wordsmith87 March 1, 2009
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The art of,but not limited to: slapping a girl across the face with your cock,so hard after getting head from her,that you actually leave an imprint of your penis on her face,like a sunburn.
That chick over there is such a prep,I would swaffle her so hard she would have a black eye.

The teachers alais (Ms.Infante) is so noesy(pun intended) that I would swaffle her until she starts bleeding,then leave quickly before that pig sasser could call his butt buddies on me.because there is no way in hell he could catch me,unless he seen me at dunkin donuts while I was already in handcuffs blackout drunk.
by Jakob hunt July 28, 2014
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Snaffle

A small piece of plastic straw used to snort substances with.
Mandem, pass me the snaffle so I can sniff this line.
by snaffler June 15, 2021
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SMaffection

An overwhelming love for great service. The word came to life after a massive amount of employees began showing signs of addiction to the service they offer and the environment they work in.
I embrace SMaffection every day as I spread happiness around the office.
by SMaffection March 14, 2011
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Smuffle

1. Blowing a rasperry on a vagina.

2. When a woman gives oral and then the man ejaculates just over her mouth, giving like a cappuchino moustache effect.
I heard Ryan likes to smuffle his mum.

Lauren doesn't like coffee but doesn't mind smuffle drip.
by hahahhahhahahahlau. March 9, 2010
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Swaffles

Soggy waffles. Much like Ookie Cookies and Biscuits and gravy, but the waffle holes hold the jizz alot better for the all you can eat feeling.
You guys totally busted out into swaffles last night around 4 am.
by hawk239128 June 16, 2009
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Smuffle

sticking your head between boobies and going 'brrrrrr'
Every good set of hooters deserves a good smuffle
by kristinathenina December 16, 2008
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